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Replacing front springs in an XY...
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Jeßus
2016-01-15 23:33:29 UTC
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Thought I'd ask here...

My mate has an XY ute and has some new front springs to fit. We don't
have the right gear for the job, so I was wondering if anyone knows of
some easy (and safe) methods to get the new springs in? Cheers.
Noddy
2016-01-15 23:51:40 UTC
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Post by Jeßus
Thought I'd ask here...
My mate has an XY ute and has some new front springs to fit. We don't
have the right gear for the job, so I was wondering if anyone knows of
some easy (and safe) methods to get the new springs in? Cheers.
The "factory" tool is a cunt of a thing to use, as it compresses the
spring from the top shock mount making it so you have to compress the
spring to get it clear of it's perch on the top arm, and then release it
again to get it off the tool and out of the car.

These are the next best thing:
http://www.supercheapauto.com.au/online-store/products/Stanley-Coil-Spring-Compressor-Pair.aspx?pid=12548&utm_source=shop_search&utm_medium=search_results&utm_campaign=g_shopping&gclid=CjwKEAiAzuK0BRCW4tiLpJT-8TISJADV8cw9-eVNxBUX5JNyaL_FwLfAmaxyQ7kDLLD0E2o0-QMGOxoCk8bw_wcB#Recommendations

..but unless you have a pair they're not much help and they're fucking
dangerous even if you have them.

You can get the spring out easily without any tools if you drop the top
arm bolts and knock the arm out, but then you'll have a bugger of a time
getting it all back in without a compressor unless the springs are
significantly lower than stock.

Sorry, but not much else works.
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Noddy.
D Walford
2016-01-16 01:13:10 UTC
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Post by Jeßus
Thought I'd ask here...
My mate has an XY ute and has some new front springs to fit. We don't
have the right gear for the job, so I was wondering if anyone knows of
some easy (and safe) methods to get the new springs in? Cheers.
The "factory" tool is a cunt of a thing to use, as it compresses the
spring from the top shock mount making it so you have to compress the
spring to get it clear of it's perch on the top arm, and then release it
again to get it off the tool and out of the car.
http://www.supercheapauto.com.au/online-store/products/Stanley-Coil-Spring-Compressor-Pair.aspx?pid=12548&utm_source=shop_search&utm_medium=search_results&utm_campaign=g_shopping&gclid=CjwKEAiAzuK0BRCW4tiLpJT-8TISJADV8cw9-eVNxBUX5JNyaL_FwLfAmaxyQ7kDLLD0E2o0-QMGOxoCk8bw_wcB#Recommendations
..but unless you have a pair they're not much help and they're fucking
dangerous even if you have them.
Know what you mean, I don't like using them but there isn't any
alternative that works.
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Jeßus
2016-01-16 01:55:35 UTC
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Post by Jeßus
Thought I'd ask here...
My mate has an XY ute and has some new front springs to fit. We don't
have the right gear for the job, so I was wondering if anyone knows of
some easy (and safe) methods to get the new springs in? Cheers.
The "factory" tool is a cunt of a thing to use, as it compresses the
spring from the top shock mount making it so you have to compress the
spring to get it clear of it's perch on the top arm, and then release it
again to get it off the tool and out of the car.
Yep. My mate modified some old spring compressors he had, but for some
reason I'm unaware of it didn't work out as planned - probably getting
the tool out again was still a problem.
Post by Noddy
http://www.supercheapauto.com.au/online-store/products/Stanley-Coil-Spring-Compressor-Pair.aspx?pid=12548&utm_source=shop_search&utm_medium=search_results&utm_campaign=g_shopping&gclid=CjwKEAiAzuK0BRCW4tiLpJT-8TISJADV8cw9-eVNxBUX5JNyaL_FwLfAmaxyQ7kDLLD0E2o0-QMGOxoCk8bw_wcB#Recommendations
..but unless you have a pair they're not much help and they're fucking
dangerous even if you have them.
Indeed. Those look much like what my mate modified. In their original
form, we could figure out how to get the things out again and IIRC
they didn't fit quite right anyway.
Post by Noddy
You can get the spring out easily without any tools if you drop the top
arm bolts and knock the arm out, but then you'll have a bugger of a time
getting it all back in without a compressor unless the springs are
significantly lower than stock.
They're lower than stock but not all that low.

Times like these it's pain in the arse living so far from the big
smoke. It'd be a whole lot easier to take it in somewhere and get it
done. But he hates not doing anything himself on the car and he's a
tight-arse, so...

At least we've got a few days to get it done before we take the ute to
the Powercruise at Symmons Plains on the 23rd. No 9" diff in it ATM...
some rear end out of a six cylinder Falcon, so I dunno how long
that'll last :)
Post by Noddy
Sorry, but not much else works.
No worries, thanks for the help.
Noddy
2016-01-16 03:21:33 UTC
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Post by Jeßus
Indeed. Those look much like what my mate modified. In their original
form, we could figure out how to get the things out again and IIRC
they didn't fit quite right anyway.
They don't usually. The "single finger" type slip *very* easily and
become a projectile that travels at the speed of sound at low altitude,
and the "twin finger" type never seem to have the correct rake for the
spring which allows them to slip as well.

They are fucks of things really, but they work if you're careful. I've
got a couple of pairs here and when using them I wrap a small ratchet
strap around the spring and compressors once they're in place and
tightened just in case one slips. It stops them from flying off at great
speed and killing the first person they hit.
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Regards,
Noddy.
Jeßus
2016-01-16 04:18:27 UTC
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Post by Jeßus
Indeed. Those look much like what my mate modified. In their original
form, we could figure out how to get the things out again and IIRC
they didn't fit quite right anyway.
That should have read "we ***couldn't*** figure out how to get the
things out again" but you figured that out anyway...
Post by Noddy
They don't usually. The "single finger" type slip *very* easily and
become a projectile that travels at the speed of sound at low altitude,
and the "twin finger" type never seem to have the correct rake for the
spring which allows them to slip as well.
They are fucks of things really, but they work if you're careful. I've
got a couple of pairs here and when using them I wrap a small ratchet
strap around the spring and compressors once they're in place and
tightened just in case one slips. It stops them from flying off at great
speed and killing the first person they hit.
The ratchet strap is a good idea. I might try to talk him into taking
the car into town and get them done there. He already has a broken
finger as it is and I'm not keen to push my luck at this point due to
something that happened a few weeks ago... but that's another story.

Thanks again.
Noddy
2016-01-16 09:21:05 UTC
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Post by Jeßus
The ratchet strap is a good idea. I might try to talk him into taking
the car into town and get them done there. He already has a broken
finger as it is and I'm not keen to push my luck at this point due to
something that happened a few weeks ago... but that's another story.
Thanks again.
No worries.
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Noddy.
Jason James
2016-01-19 06:32:06 UTC
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Post by Jeßus
Indeed. Those look much like what my mate modified. In their original
form, we could figure out how to get the things out again and IIRC
they didn't fit quite right anyway.
They don't usually. The "single finger" type slip *very* easily and
become a projectile that travels at the speed of sound at low altitude,
and the "twin finger" type never seem to have the correct rake for the
spring which allows them to slip as well.
They are fucks of things really, but they work if you're careful. I've
got a couple of pairs here and when using them I wrap a small ratchet
strap around the spring and compressors once they're in place and
tightened just in case one slips. It stops them from flying off at great
speed and killing the first person they hit.
One thing that Valiants have is "torque rods",...too easy :-) Just take the weight off them,..wind the adjusting bolt off, and Voila!!

Chrysler, who brought us the Hemi V8 used in one form or another in dragsters, and the Land-barge Chrysler 300C [more car than is really needed :) ]

Jason
felix
2016-01-19 08:40:23 UTC
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Post by Jason James
Post by Noddy
Post by Jeßus
Indeed. Those look much like what my mate modified. In their original
form, we could figure out how to get the things out again and IIRC
they didn't fit quite right anyway.
They don't usually. The "single finger" type slip *very* easily and
become a projectile that travels at the speed of sound at low altitude,
and the "twin finger" type never seem to have the correct rake for the
spring which allows them to slip as well.
They are fucks of things really, but they work if you're careful. I've
got a couple of pairs here and when using them I wrap a small ratchet
strap around the spring and compressors once they're in place and
tightened just in case one slips. It stops them from flying off at great
speed and killing the first person they hit.
One thing that Valiants have is "torque rods",...too easy :-) Just take the weight off them,..wind the adjusting bolt off, and Voila!!
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
Post by Jason James
Chrysler, who brought us the Hemi V8 used in one form or another in dragsters, and the Land-barge Chrysler 300C [more car than is really needed :) ]
Jason
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-William Gladstone, four times PM of Great Britain
http://www.siotw.org/
Jason James
2016-01-19 09:39:31 UTC
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Post by Jason James
Post by Noddy
Post by Jeßus
Indeed. Those look much like what my mate modified. In their original
form, we could figure out how to get the things out again and IIRC
they didn't fit quite right anyway.
They don't usually. The "single finger" type slip *very* easily and
become a projectile that travels at the speed of sound at low altitude,
and the "twin finger" type never seem to have the correct rake for the
spring which allows them to slip as well.
They are fucks of things really, but they work if you're careful. I've
got a couple of pairs here and when using them I wrap a small ratchet
strap around the spring and compressors once they're in place and
tightened just in case one slips. It stops them from flying off at great
speed and killing the first person they hit.
One thing that Valiants have is "torque rods",...too easy :-) Just take the weight off them,..wind the adjusting bolt off, and Voila!!
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
Track rods stop the diff from rotating under severe acceleration dont they?

Jason
Noddy
2016-01-19 10:01:26 UTC
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Post by Jason James
Track rods stop the diff from rotating under severe acceleration dont they?
Yeah, and they were only ever usually fitted to anything that made a
reasonable amount of power, which would exclude *anything* with a grey
motor :)
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Noddy.
Jeßus
2016-01-19 10:08:55 UTC
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Post by Jason James
Track rods stop the diff from rotating under severe acceleration dont they?
Yeah, and they were only ever usually fitted to anything that made a
reasonable amount of power, which would exclude *anything* with a grey
motor :)
You have a point there :)
Noddy
2016-01-19 10:00:33 UTC
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Post by felix
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
Yeah, sure it did.

In other news, you usually woke up right at this point with pissed pants
and a load of dribble all over your flannelette pyjamas
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Regards,
Noddy.
Jeßus
2016-01-19 10:08:46 UTC
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Post by Noddy
Post by felix
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
Yeah, sure it did.
In other news, you usually woke up right at this point with pissed pants
and a load of dribble all over your flannelette pyjamas
... And that was from his local pastor.
Toby Ponsenby
2016-01-19 10:20:25 UTC
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Post by Jeßus
Post by Noddy
Post by felix
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
Yeah, sure it did.
In other news, you usually woke up right at this point with pissed pants
and a load of dribble all over your flannelette pyjamas
... And that was from his local pastor.
Gold!
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Toby
jonz@ nothere.com
2016-01-19 11:01:23 UTC
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Post by Jeßus
Post by Noddy
Post by felix
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
Yeah, sure it did.
In other news, you usually woke up right at this point with pissed pants
and a load of dribble all over your flannelette pyjamas
... And that was from his local pastor.
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An epistle from "Two dickers r us"....An offshoot of the "Flat earth society"..But, There not that silly? i hear you say...`Fraid they are..:(.. BTW, notice the "pissed pants" comment was from ol' whatsisname?..Same shit different day. <SHRUG>..
Jeßus
2016-01-19 20:31:43 UTC
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Post by jonz@ nothere.com
Post by Jeßus
Post by Noddy
Post by felix
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
Yeah, sure it did.
In other news, you usually woke up right at this point with pissed pants
and a load of dribble all over your flannelette pyjamas
... And that was from his local pastor.
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬`
An epistle from "Two dickers r us"....An offshoot of the "Flat earth society"..But, There not that silly? i hear you say...`Fraid they are..:(.. BTW, notice the "pissed pants" comment was from ol' whatsisname?..Same shit different day. <SHRUG>..
Anyone got a tard translator handy?
XR8 Sprintless
2016-01-19 21:34:46 UTC
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Post by Jeßus
On Tue, 19 Jan 2016 21:00:33 +1100, Noddy
Post by Noddy
Post by felix
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did
90mph in second gear!
Yeah, sure it did.
In other news, you usually woke up right at this point with
pissed pants and a load of dribble all over your flannelette
pyjamas
... And that was from his local pastor.
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬` An epistle from "Two
dickers r us"....An offshoot of the "Flat earth society"..But,
There not that silly? i hear you say...`Fraid they are..:(.. BTW,
notice the "pissed pants" comment was from ol' whatsisname?..Same
shit different day. <SHRUG>..
Anyone got a tard translator handy?
Best guess is he is suggesting both of you have 2 dicks because you
couldn't be that silly with just one and are in a club for such people
which is an offshoot of the flat earth society. He then suggests others
are saying you are not that silly but he suggests you are.
He's then commenting on the fact that Noddy mentioned the guy waking up
with wet pants.

What he didn't mention was that Felix had gone to his local Xeno
mechanical and requested the EK go faster. Xeno being the great mechanic
he is billed him for a heap of work, but in reality he bored a hole
through the muffler so it sounded louder then changed the cog in the
speedo sensor so that the car read 90mph when it was doing about 50mph. ;-)
Noddy
2016-01-19 23:51:21 UTC
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Best guess is he is suggesting both of you have 2 dicks because you
couldn't be that silly with just one and are in a club for such people
which is an offshoot of the flat earth society. He then suggests others
are saying you are not that silly but he suggests you are.
He's then commenting on the fact that Noddy mentioned the guy waking up
with wet pants.
What he didn't mention was that Felix had gone to his local Xeno
mechanical and requested the EK go faster. Xeno being the great mechanic
he is billed him for a heap of work, but in reality he bored a hole
through the muffler so it sounded louder then changed the cog in the
speedo sensor so that the car read 90mph when it was doing about 50mph. ;-)
I think that about sums it up :)
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Noddy.
D Walford
2016-01-20 05:40:11 UTC
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Post by Jeßus
On Tue, 19 Jan 2016 21:00:33 +1100, Noddy
Post by Noddy
Post by felix
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did
90mph in second gear!
Yeah, sure it did.
In other news, you usually woke up right at this point with
pissed pants and a load of dribble all over your flannelette
pyjamas
... And that was from his local pastor.
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬` An epistle from "Two
dickers r us"....An offshoot of the "Flat earth society"..But,
There not that silly? i hear you say...`Fraid they are..:(.. BTW,
notice the "pissed pants" comment was from ol' whatsisname?..Same
shit different day. <SHRUG>..
Anyone got a tard translator handy?
Best guess is he is suggesting both of you have 2 dicks because you
couldn't be that silly with just one and are in a club for such people
which is an offshoot of the flat earth society. He then suggests others
are saying you are not that silly but he suggests you are.
He's then commenting on the fact that Noddy mentioned the guy waking up
with wet pants.
What he didn't mention was that Felix had gone to his local Xeno
mechanical and requested the EK go faster. Xeno being the great mechanic
he is billed him for a heap of work, but in reality he bored a hole
through the muffler so it sounded louder then changed the cog in the
speedo sensor so that the car read 90mph when it was doing about 50mph. ;-)
I think you nailed it:-)
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Daryl
Jeßus
2016-01-20 06:08:21 UTC
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On Wed, 20 Jan 2016 07:34:46 +1000, XR8 Sprintless
Post by XR8 Sprintless
Post by Jeßus
On Tue, 19 Jan 2016 21:00:33 +1100, Noddy
Post by Noddy
Post by felix
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did
90mph in second gear!
Yeah, sure it did.
In other news, you usually woke up right at this point with
pissed pants and a load of dribble all over your flannelette
pyjamas
... And that was from his local pastor.
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬` An epistle from "Two
dickers r us"....An offshoot of the "Flat earth society"..But,
There not that silly? i hear you say...`Fraid they are..:(.. BTW,
notice the "pissed pants" comment was from ol' whatsisname?..Same
shit different day. <SHRUG>..
Anyone got a tard translator handy?
Best guess is he is suggesting both of you have 2 dicks because you
couldn't be that silly with just one and are in a club for such people
which is an offshoot of the flat earth society. He then suggests others
are saying you are not that silly but he suggests you are.
He's then commenting on the fact that Noddy mentioned the guy waking up
with wet pants.
What he didn't mention was that Felix had gone to his local Xeno
mechanical and requested the EK go faster. Xeno being the great mechanic
he is billed him for a heap of work, but in reality he bored a hole
through the muffler so it sounded louder then changed the cog in the
speedo sensor so that the car read 90mph when it was doing about 50mph. ;-)
That sounds about right :)
Jason James
2016-01-19 21:35:35 UTC
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Post by Jeßus
Post by jonz@ nothere.com
Post by Jeßus
Post by Noddy
Post by felix
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
Yeah, sure it did.
In other news, you usually woke up right at this point with pissed pants
and a load of dribble all over your flannelette pyjamas
... And that was from his local pastor.
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬`
An epistle from "Two dickers r us"....An offshoot of the "Flat earth society"..But, There not that silly? i hear you say...`Fraid they are..:(.. BTW, notice the "pissed pants" comment was from ol' whatsisname?..Same shit different day. <SHRUG>..
Anyone got a tard translator handy?
Do we really want to know what the pillock is trying to say ? :-) I've given up, as it's not what you'd call intellectually stimulating :-)

Jason
jonz@ nothere.com
2016-01-20 03:24:34 UTC
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Post by Jeßus
Post by jonz@ nothere.com
Post by Jeßus
Post by Noddy
Post by felix
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
Yeah, sure it did.
In other news, you usually woke up right at this point with pissed pants
and a load of dribble all over your flannelette pyjamas
... And that was from his local pastor.
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬`
An epistle from "Two dickers r us"....An offshoot of the "Flat earth society"..But, There not that silly? i hear you say...`Fraid they are..:(.. BTW, notice the "pissed pants" comment was from ol' whatsisname?..Same shit different day. <SHRUG>..
Anyone got a tard translator handy?
Do we really want to know what the pillock is trying to say ? :-) I've given up, as it's not what you'd call intellectually stimulating :-)
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Would U rather discuss Hadron colliders and dark matter?. Be a change from "my `56 Hillman" eh!.. <BG>
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Jason
Jason James
2016-01-20 07:03:55 UTC
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Post by felix
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
Yeah, sure it did.
In other news, you usually woke up right at this point with pissed pants
and a load of dribble all over your flannelette pyjamas
... And that was from his local pastor.
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬`
An epistle from "Two dickers r us"....An offshoot of the "Flat earth society"..But, There not that silly? i hear you say...`Fraid they are..:(.. BTW, notice the "pissed pants" comment was from ol' whatsisname?..Same shit different day. <SHRUG>..
Anyone got a tard translator handy?
Do we really want to know what the pillock is trying to say ? :-) I've given up, as it's not what you'd call intellectually stimulating :-)
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬
Would U rather discuss Hadron colliders and dark matter?. Be a change from "my `56 Hillman" eh!.. <BG>
My cousin who is a professor of physics, built a
Tokamak [like a plasma-gun] back in the '70s at UNSW. Fascinating device. He told me once they used the device to create a new gas with its own periodic number for a few nano-seconds. He traveled to Moscow at the time to compare notes with Russian scientists. Had a KGB tail the whole time he was there.

Jason
felix
2016-01-20 07:17:03 UTC
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Post by felix
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
Yeah, sure it did.
In other news, you usually woke up right at this point with pissed pants
and a load of dribble all over your flannelette pyjamas
... And that was from his local pastor.
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬`
An epistle from "Two dickers r us"....An offshoot of the "Flat earth society"..But, There not that silly? i hear you say...`Fraid they are..:(... BTW, notice the "pissed pants" comment was from ol' whatsisname?..Same shit different day. <SHRUG>..
Anyone got a tard translator handy?
Do we really want to know what the pillock is trying to say ? :-) I've given up, as it's not what you'd call intellectually stimulating :-)
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬
Would U rather discuss Hadron colliders and dark matter?. Be a change from "my `56 Hillman" eh!.. <BG>
My cousin who is a professor of physics, built a
Tokamak [like a plasma-gun] back in the '70s at UNSW. Fascinating device. He told me once they used the device to create a new gas with its own periodic number for a few nano-seconds. He traveled to Moscow at the time to compare notes with Russian scientists. Had a KGB tail the whole time he was there.
wow! impressive
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Jason
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http://www.siotw.org/
Jeßus
2016-01-20 06:15:51 UTC
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Post by Jeßus
Post by Noddy
Post by felix
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
Yeah, sure it did.
In other news, you usually woke up right at this point with pissed pants
and a load of dribble all over your flannelette pyjamas
... And that was from his local pastor.
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬`
An epistle from "Two dickers r us"....An offshoot of the "Flat earth society"..But, There not that silly? i hear you say...`Fraid they are..:(.. BTW, notice the "pissed pants" comment was from ol' whatsisname?..Same shit different day. <SHRUG>..
Anyone got a tard translator handy?
Do we really want to know what the pillock is trying to say ? :-) I've given up, as it's not what you'd call intellectually stimulating :-)
I beg to differ. It's intellectually stimulating, at least in a
scientific sense. How does something allegedly related to homo sapiens
manage to mash their palms on the keyboard whilst eating and breathing
at the same time? Must be quite a challenge for jonz, what with all
the drool and pastry flakes covering the desk too.
Noddy
2016-01-19 23:50:24 UTC
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Anyone got a tard translator handy?
Sorry, but after years of running his undecipherable bullshit through
it, mine's thrown a rod.
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Regards,
Noddy.
Jeßus
2016-01-20 06:16:56 UTC
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Post by Noddy
Post by Jeßus
Anyone got a tard translator handy?
Sorry, but after years of running his undecipherable bullshit through
it, mine's thrown a rod.
There's a limit to what technology can do.
Noddy
2016-01-19 12:54:21 UTC
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Post by Jeßus
... And that was from his local pastor.
Lol :)
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Regards,
Noddy.
jonz@ nothere.com
2016-01-19 10:44:44 UTC
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Post by felix
Post by Jason James
Post by Noddy
Post by Jeßus
Indeed. Those look much like what my mate modified. In their original
form, we could figure out how to get the things out again and IIRC
they didn't fit quite right anyway.
They don't usually. The "single finger" type slip *very* easily and
become a projectile that travels at the speed of sound at low altitude,
and the "twin finger" type never seem to have the correct rake for the
spring which allows them to slip as well.
They are fucks of things really, but they work if you're careful. I've
got a couple of pairs here and when using them I wrap a small ratchet
strap around the spring and compressors once they're in place and
tightened just in case one slips. It stops them from flying off at great
speed and killing the first person they hit.
One thing that Valiants have is "torque rods",...too easy :-) Just take the weight off them,..wind the adjusting bolt off, and Voila!!
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬`
<G>
Post by felix
Post by Jason James
Chrysler, who brought us the Hemi V8 used in one form or another in dragsters, and the Land-barge Chrysler 300C [more car than is really needed :) ]
Jason
--
"As long as there is this book [Koran] there will be no peace in the world"
-William Gladstone, four times PM of Great Britain
http://www.siotw.org/
felix
2016-01-19 13:05:02 UTC
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Post by jonz@ nothere.com
Post by felix
Post by Jason James
Post by Noddy
Post by Jeßus
Indeed. Those look much like what my mate modified. In their original
form, we could figure out how to get the things out again and IIRC
they didn't fit quite right anyway.
They don't usually. The "single finger" type slip *very* easily and
become a projectile that travels at the speed of sound at low altitude,
and the "twin finger" type never seem to have the correct rake for the
spring which allows them to slip as well.
They are fucks of things really, but they work if you're careful. I've
got a couple of pairs here and when using them I wrap a small ratchet
strap around the spring and compressors once they're in place and
tightened just in case one slips. It stops them from flying off at great
speed and killing the first person they hit.
One thing that Valiants have is "torque rods",...too easy :-) Just take the weight off them,..wind the adjusting bolt off, and Voila!!
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬`
<G>
it's true! nobody believes anything I say. the motor was worked over,
had extractors, dual throat carb, floor shift, heavy duty clutch, etc.,
--
"As long as there is this book [Koran] there will be no peace in the world"
-William Gladstone, four times PM of Great Britain
http://www.siotw.org/
Noddy
2016-01-19 13:26:19 UTC
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Post by felix
it's true! nobody believes anything I say.
That's because you're full of shit.
Post by felix
the motor was worked over,
had extractors, dual throat carb, floor shift, heavy duty clutch, etc.,
It could have all that stuff and be pushed over the side of a 400 metre
cliff and *still* not hit 90 mph in second gear.
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Regards,
Noddy.
Blue Peeler
2016-01-19 20:06:26 UTC
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Post by felix
Post by jonz@ nothere.com
Post by felix
Post by Jason James
and Voila!!
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬`
<G>
it's true! nobody believes anything I say. the motor was worked over,
had extractors, dual throat carb, floor shift, heavy duty clutch, etc.,
Ok then.

To do 90mph in 2nd gear an EK, even assuming you had put 14" wheels on
it, would have been turning a little over 8,000RPM.


Please provide details of the modifications that were done to a grey
motor so that it would live at those kind of revs.
D Walford
2016-01-20 05:38:55 UTC
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Post by Blue Peeler
Post by felix
Post by jonz@ nothere.com
Post by felix
Post by Jason James
and Voila!!
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬`
<G>
it's true! nobody believes anything I say. the motor was worked over,
had extractors, dual throat carb, floor shift, heavy duty clutch, etc.,
Ok then.
To do 90mph in 2nd gear an EK, even assuming you had put 14" wheels on
it, would have been turning a little over 8,000RPM.
Please provide details of the modifications that were done to a grey
motor so that it would live at those kind of revs.
LOL, this will be good:-)
90kph maybe, 90mph only on his dreams:-)
Most EK's even those with those minor mods would be lucky to do 90mph in
3rd gear.
--
Daryl
Jeßus
2016-01-20 06:17:29 UTC
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On Wed, 20 Jan 2016 16:38:55 +1100, D Walford
Post by D Walford
Post by Blue Peeler
Post by felix
Post by jonz@ nothere.com
Post by felix
Post by Jason James
and Voila!!
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬`
<G>
it's true! nobody believes anything I say. the motor was worked over,
had extractors, dual throat carb, floor shift, heavy duty clutch, etc.,
Ok then.
To do 90mph in 2nd gear an EK, even assuming you had put 14" wheels on
it, would have been turning a little over 8,000RPM.
Please provide details of the modifications that were done to a grey
motor so that it would live at those kind of revs.
LOL, this will be good:-)
90kph maybe, 90mph only on his dreams:-)
Most EK's even those with those minor mods would be lucky to do 90mph in
3rd gear.
It was probably parked in 2nd gear - on a trailer... being towed.
Noddy
2016-01-20 06:29:59 UTC
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Post by Jeßus
Post by D Walford
LOL, this will be good:-)
90kph maybe, 90mph only on his dreams:-)
Most EK's even those with those minor mods would be lucky to do 90mph in
3rd gear.
It was probably parked in 2nd gear - on a trailer... being towed.
Yeah, by a GTHO on a high speed run up the Stuart Highway :)
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Regards,
Noddy.
D Walford
2016-01-20 07:03:21 UTC
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Post by Jeßus
On Wed, 20 Jan 2016 16:38:55 +1100, D Walford
Post by D Walford
Post by Blue Peeler
Post by felix
Post by jonz@ nothere.com
Post by felix
Post by Jason James
and Voila!!
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬`
<G>
it's true! nobody believes anything I say. the motor was worked over,
had extractors, dual throat carb, floor shift, heavy duty clutch, etc.,
Ok then.
To do 90mph in 2nd gear an EK, even assuming you had put 14" wheels on
it, would have been turning a little over 8,000RPM.
Please provide details of the modifications that were done to a grey
motor so that it would live at those kind of revs.
LOL, this will be good:-)
90kph maybe, 90mph only on his dreams:-)
Most EK's even those with those minor mods would be lucky to do 90mph in
3rd gear.
It was probably parked in 2nd gear - on a trailer... being towed.
Very possible:-)
--
Daryl
D Walford
2016-01-20 07:16:42 UTC
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Post by D Walford
Post by Jeßus
On Wed, 20 Jan 2016 16:38:55 +1100, D Walford
Post by D Walford
Post by Blue Peeler
Post by felix
Post by jonz@ nothere.com
Post by felix
Post by Jason James
and Voila!!
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬`
<G>
it's true! nobody believes anything I say. the motor was worked over,
had extractors, dual throat carb, floor shift, heavy duty clutch, etc.,
Ok then.
To do 90mph in 2nd gear an EK, even assuming you had put 14" wheels on
it, would have been turning a little over 8,000RPM.
Please provide details of the modifications that were done to a grey
motor so that it would live at those kind of revs.
LOL, this will be good:-)
90kph maybe, 90mph only on his dreams:-)
Most EK's even those with those minor mods would be lucky to do 90mph in
3rd gear.
It was probably parked in 2nd gear - on a trailer... being towed.
Very possible:-)
http://www.uniquecarsandparts.com.au/holden_EK_technical_specifications.php
Stock top speed in 3rd gear was just over 80mph and 58 in 2nd.
A very modified engine with a big supercharger and modified gearing just
might get it there:-)
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Daryl
jonz@ nothere.com
2016-01-20 03:27:39 UTC
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Post by felix
Post by jonz@ nothere.com
Post by felix
Post by Jason James
Post by Noddy
Post by Jeßus
Indeed. Those look much like what my mate modified. In their original
form, we could figure out how to get the things out again and IIRC
they didn't fit quite right anyway.
They don't usually. The "single finger" type slip *very* easily and
become a projectile that travels at the speed of sound at low altitude,
and the "twin finger" type never seem to have the correct rake for the
spring which allows them to slip as well.
They are fucks of things really, but they work if you're careful. I've
got a couple of pairs here and when using them I wrap a small ratchet
strap around the spring and compressors once they're in place and
tightened just in case one slips. It stops them from flying off at great
speed and killing the first person they hit.
One thing that Valiants have is "torque rods",...too easy :-) Just take the weight off them,..wind the adjusting bolt off, and Voila!!
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬`
<G>
it's true! nobody believes anything I say. the motor was worked over,
had extractors, dual throat carb, floor shift, heavy duty clutch, etc.,
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬
Must admit, i thought U were takin' the piss outa the, ah. "brains trust" Apologies.
Post by felix
--
"As long as there is this book [Koran] there will be no peace in the world"
-William Gladstone, four times PM of Great Britain
http://www.siotw.org/
felix
2016-01-20 03:42:33 UTC
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Post by jonz@ nothere.com
Post by felix
Post by jonz@ nothere.com
Post by felix
Post by Jason James
Post by Noddy
Post by Jeßus
Indeed. Those look much like what my mate modified. In their original
form, we could figure out how to get the things out again and IIRC
they didn't fit quite right anyway.
They don't usually. The "single finger" type slip *very* easily and
become a projectile that travels at the speed of sound at low altitude,
and the "twin finger" type never seem to have the correct rake for the
spring which allows them to slip as well.
They are fucks of things really, but they work if you're careful. I've
got a couple of pairs here and when using them I wrap a small ratchet
strap around the spring and compressors once they're in place and
tightened just in case one slips. It stops them from flying off at great
speed and killing the first person they hit.
One thing that Valiants have is "torque rods",...too easy :-) Just take the weight off them,..wind the adjusting bolt off, and Voila!!
I once put 'track rods' on my EK, and other stuff. it did 90mph in
second gear!
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬`
<G>
it's true! nobody believes anything I say. the motor was worked over,
had extractors, dual throat carb, floor shift, heavy duty clutch, etc.,
¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬
Must admit, i thought U were takin' the piss outa the, ah. "brains trust" Apologies.
yeh, no worries. I wasn't referring to you tho, just the other 'doubting
thomases'. although I can't really blame ppl for being a bit sus on this
one. it even surprised me that it would do it.
--
"As long as there is this book [Koran] there will be no peace in the world"
-William Gladstone, four times PM of Great Britain
http://www.siotw.org/
Noddy
2016-01-20 06:28:04 UTC
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Post by felix
yeh, no worries. I wasn't referring to you tho, just the other 'doubting
thomases'. although I can't really blame ppl for being a bit sus on this
one. it even surprised me that it would do it.
It is physically impossible for *any* grey motor powered vehicle to
reach the kinds of speeds in the gear you claimed unless it had a
Powerglide transmission and even *then* it would struggle.

The only reason you were ""surprised" is because you're totally clueless
and have no fucking idea.


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Regards,
Noddy.
Clocky
2016-01-16 02:12:14 UTC
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Post by Jeßus
Thought I'd ask here...
My mate has an XY ute and has some new front springs to fit. We don't
have the right gear for the job, so I was wondering if anyone knows of
some easy (and safe) methods to get the new springs in? Cheers.
External spring compressors are the go but 'safe' is relative on those
too. There is no easy and safe alternative to using spring compressors
really.

Completely unsafe methods likely to fail and cause serious injury or
death however might include cutting the old springs to release tension
and removing them, compressing the new springs by jacking up a heavy
vehicle and lowering it on top of the new spring before fitting cable
ties or using ratchet straps to keep them compressed and bolting them
back into the car before releasing the ties/straps.
Jeßus
2016-01-16 04:25:23 UTC
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Post by Clocky
Post by Jeßus
Thought I'd ask here...
My mate has an XY ute and has some new front springs to fit. We don't
have the right gear for the job, so I was wondering if anyone knows of
some easy (and safe) methods to get the new springs in? Cheers.
External spring compressors are the go but 'safe' is relative on those
too. There is no easy and safe alternative to using spring compressors
really.
Not seen external ones, but there's so little room in there,
especially up near the top shock mount, I can't see how anything
external could fit. But I could be wrong.
Post by Clocky
Completely unsafe methods likely to fail and cause serious injury or
death however might include cutting the old springs to release tension
and removing them, compressing the new springs by jacking up a heavy
vehicle and lowering it on top of the new spring before fitting cable
ties or using ratchet straps to keep them compressed and bolting them
back into the car before releasing the ties/straps.
He did contemplate tying them up with fencing wire but I hopefully
talked him out of that! Then again, the prick will probably do it
anyway, behind my back :/
Lindsay
2016-01-16 05:32:17 UTC
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Post by Clocky
Post by Jeßus
Thought I'd ask here...
My mate has an XY ute and has some new front springs to fit. We don't
have the right gear for the job, so I was wondering if anyone knows of
some easy (and safe) methods to get the new springs in? Cheers.
External spring compressors are the go but 'safe' is relative on those
too. There is no easy and safe alternative to using spring compressors
really.
Completely unsafe methods likely to fail and cause serious injury or
death however might include cutting the old springs to release tension
and removing them, compressing the new springs by jacking up a heavy
vehicle and lowering it on top of the new spring before fitting cable
ties
Cable ties? your shitting me. Whoever did that has obviously hit every
branch of the stupid tree on the way down....

I'm not a mechanic, but I get by when I have to. Coil springs are for
others to do who accept $$$ for toil.
Post by Clocky
or using ratchet straps to keep them compressed and bolting them
back into the car before releasing the ties/straps.
Jeßus
2016-01-17 03:23:37 UTC
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On Sat, 16 Jan 2016 16:32:17 +1100, Lindsay
Post by Lindsay
I'm not a mechanic, but I get by when I have to. Coil springs are for
others to do who accept $$$ for toil.
That's how I see it too, not sure I can convince my mate of that
however :/
Jason James
2016-01-18 08:03:31 UTC
Permalink
Post by Lindsay
Post by Clocky
Post by Jeßus
Thought I'd ask here...
My mate has an XY ute and has some new front springs to fit. We don't
have the right gear for the job, so I was wondering if anyone knows of
some easy (and safe) methods to get the new springs in? Cheers.
External spring compressors are the go but 'safe' is relative on those
too. There is no easy and safe alternative to using spring compressors
really.
Completely unsafe methods likely to fail and cause serious injury or
death however might include cutting the old springs to release tension
and removing them, compressing the new springs by jacking up a heavy
vehicle and lowering it on top of the new spring before fitting cable
ties
Cable ties? your shitting me. Whoever did that has obviously hit every
branch of the stupid tree on the way down....
I'm not a mechanic, but I get by when I have to. Coil springs are for
others to do who accept $$$ for toil.
Post by Clocky
or using ratchet straps to keep them compressed and bolting them
back into the car before releasing the ties/straps.
The suspension guy used ties to hold coil-spring plastic seating sheet in place on the rear stock Torana springs he used in place of the RS progressive coils the Passat had. I was surprised, but they didnt seem to break :-)?

Jason
Lindsay
2016-01-18 08:43:27 UTC
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Post by Jason James
Post by Lindsay
Post by Clocky
death however might include cutting the old springs to release
tension and removing them, compressing the new springs by jacking
up a heavy vehicle and lowering it on top of the new spring
before fitting cable ties
Cable ties? your shitting me. Whoever did that has obviously hit
every branch of the stupid tree on the way down....
I'm not a mechanic, but I get by when I have to. Coil springs are
for others to do who accept $$$ for toil.
Post by Clocky
or using ratchet straps to keep them compressed and bolting them
back into the car before releasing the ties/straps.
The suspension guy used ties to hold coil-spring plastic seating
sheet in place on the rear stock Torana springs he used in place of
the RS progressive coils the Passat had. I was surprised, but they
didnt seem to break :-)?
Jason
Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.

I'll happily fibreglass the repairs if required.... :-D
Xeno
2016-01-18 09:48:16 UTC
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Post by Lindsay
Post by Jason James
Post by Lindsay
Post by Clocky
death however might include cutting the old springs to release
tension and removing them, compressing the new springs by jacking
up a heavy vehicle and lowering it on top of the new spring
before fitting cable ties
Cable ties? your shitting me. Whoever did that has obviously hit
every branch of the stupid tree on the way down....
I'm not a mechanic, but I get by when I have to. Coil springs are
for others to do who accept $$$ for toil.
Post by Clocky
or using ratchet straps to keep them compressed and bolting them
back into the car before releasing the ties/straps.
The suspension guy used ties to hold coil-spring plastic seating
sheet in place on the rear stock Torana springs he used in place of
the RS progressive coils the Passat had. I was surprised, but they
didnt seem to break :-)?
Jason
Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Falcon front springs are quite easy to do IF you use the correct tools.
In the absence of the correct Ford tool, a spring compressor for the
falcon is quite easy to make up. Something like this;

http://tinyurl.com/h7pcs4o

I made one up way back in 1970 during my apprenticeship. Falcons used to
chop out upper arm bushes and ball joints regularly, especially on the
rough roads around my home district. The only major difference between
the one shown and mine was that I used a clutch release bearing instead
of the tapered roller bearing shown. The release bearing was better
because it was sealed. I also machined up the top and bottom plates. The
only proviso I'd recommend is a decent sized threaded rod with grade 8
bolts and nuts. I used that spring compressor for 10 years or more.
Safest way to do those Falcon springs.

The factory tool, or a suitable made up one of a similar design, is the
*only safe way* to remove Falcon springs. Noddy's suggested alternative
is downright dangerous even if you know what you're doing. For a start,
there's not of lot of room to play around in and those type need to be
kept exactly opposite each other. The body design on those vintage
Falcons meant that you couldn't get the two spring compressors exactly
opposite. That makes for an extremely dangerous scenario and plenty of
people have had their faces rearranged in the attempt.
Post by Lindsay
I'll happily fibreglass the repairs if required.... :-D
Yeah, stick with what you know, stay away from what you don't!

Wouldn't want people calling you a hydraulic attendant, would we?

LOL
--
Xeno
Lindsay
2016-01-18 10:27:19 UTC
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Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Falcon front s
Do you really think I'd read that shit .. you posted lines after lines
of... i dunno.!!!

Fuck off and die, Tom Clasener. :-D
Xeno
2016-01-18 10:38:58 UTC
Permalink
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Falcon front s
Do you really think I'd read that shit .. you posted lines after lines
of... i dunno.!!!
I know you don't know! It shows! Way over your head! Stick with what you
know, drones and fibreglass.

rec.toys.misc and rec.toys.boats would be more your speed!
--
Xeno
Lindsay
2016-01-18 10:51:35 UTC
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Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Falcon front s
Do you really think I'd read that shit .. you posted lines after lines
of... i dunno.!!!
I know you don't know!
And why would I want to, you stupid, stupid fuckwit? I dont own a xy
falcon, and havent for 20 years!! Maybe you should be directing your
flawed "knowledge" to someone who does, and who cares, retard!! :-)

But when has reality ever stopped you from opening your ill-informed
mouth, eh Tom Clasener?
Post by Xeno
It shows! Way over your head! Stick with what you
know, drones and fibreglass.
rec.toys.misc and rec.toys.boats would be more your speed!
Aww, Isn't that sweet. Tom Clasener telling me what and where to post...
Xeno
2016-01-18 11:00:16 UTC
Permalink
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Falcon front s
Do you really think I'd read that shit .. you posted lines after lines
of... i dunno.!!!
I know you don't know!
And why would I want to, you stupid, stupid fuckwit? I dont own a xy
falcon, and havent for 20 years!! Maybe you should be directing your
flawed "knowledge" to someone who does, and who cares, retard!! :-)
But you decided to air your lack of knowledge anyway, right?
Post by Lindsay
But when has reality ever stopped you from opening your ill-informed
mouth, eh Tom Clasener?
Difference between you and I is that I have done a lot of Ford
suspension work over the years so I know how to do it safely.
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
It shows! Way over your head! Stick with what you
know, drones and fibreglass.
rec.toys.misc and rec.toys.boats would be more your speed!
Aww, Isn't that sweet. Tom Clasener telling me what and where to post...
Well, this is aus.cars and Daryl felt empowered to do likewise when he
is as guilty as you of the same shit.

Maybe we should rename aus.cars to noddys.toyland???? You'd be right at
home here then!
--
Xeno
Lindsay
2016-01-18 11:15:36 UTC
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Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Falcon front s
Do you really think I'd read that shit .. you posted lines after lines
of... i dunno.!!!
I know you don't know!
And why would I want to, you stupid, stupid fuckwit? I dont own a xy
falcon, and havent for 20 years!! Maybe you should be directing your
flawed "knowledge" to someone who does, and who cares, retard!! :-)
But you decided to air your lack of knowledge anyway, right?
Sorry, but *why* do you think I need a lesson in changing XY springs,
when it was clear that I don't own an XY falcon? (I know why, but humour
me..)

And further to that, why did you not direct your reply to the person
asking for information on changing said springs?

Permit me for a second or so?

I think it's because you're an attention seeking fuckwit, who has
nothing better to do than troll aus.cars. And here's an example:
"Most of what Noddy writes is simply to hang shit on anyone else who
posts. If you delete posts where he's hanging shit on people, you will
find you've deleted 99% of his posts. 18/01/16.. yet amazingly, I cant
see you helping anyone in your last 300 posts. Your nemesis *has*.

So, having said that, Tom Clasener, it appears it's *you* who is the dog
shit on the shoe of aus.cars. You can be the left shoe, and Jonz can be
the right one.. Between the pair of you, you should figure out which
shoe goes on which foot. If you have difficulty, ask an adult.

Have a good evening. :-D





...
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
But when has reality ever stopped you from opening your ill-informed
mouth, eh Tom Clasener?
Difference between you and I is that I have done a lot of Ford
suspension work over the years so I know how to do it safely.
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
It shows! Way over your head! Stick with what you
know, drones and fibreglass.
rec.toys.misc and rec.toys.boats would be more your speed!
Aww, Isn't that sweet. Tom Clasener telling me what and where to post...
Well, this is aus.cars and Daryl felt empowered to do likewise when he
is as guilty as you of the same shit.
Maybe we should rename aus.cars to noddys.toyland???? You'd be right at
home here then!
Xeno
2016-01-18 11:45:37 UTC
Permalink
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Falcon front s
Do you really think I'd read that shit .. you posted lines after lines
of... i dunno.!!!
I know you don't know!
And why would I want to, you stupid, stupid fuckwit? I dont own a xy
falcon, and havent for 20 years!! Maybe you should be directing your
flawed "knowledge" to someone who does, and who cares, retard!! :-)
But you decided to air your lack of knowledge anyway, right?
Sorry, but *why* do you think I need a lesson in changing XY springs,
when it was clear that I don't own an XY falcon? (I know why, but humour
me..)
You have owned Falcons. Wisely, you got rid of yours.
Post by Lindsay
And further to that, why did you not direct your reply to the person
asking for information on changing said springs?
The OP can read it regardless where directed. Besides, he already stated
he didn't have the requisite equipment. Noddy suggested a 'dangerous'
method when what was asked for was 'safe and easy methods'. The safe
method is with the correct tool. The easy method is with the correct
tool. The correct tool is what I used in the trade and what was used in
TAFE colleges.
Post by Lindsay
Permit me for a second or so?
Like I can stop you?
Post by Lindsay
I think it's because you're an attention seeking fuckwit, who has
"Most of what Noddy writes is simply to hang shit on anyone else who
posts. If you delete posts where he's hanging shit on people, you will
find you've deleted 99% of his posts. 18/01/16.. yet amazingly, I cant
see you helping anyone in your last 300 posts. Your nemesis *has*.
Helping by suggesting unsafe methods? At least he also suggested that it
was 'dangerous'.
Post by Lindsay
So, having said that, Tom Clasener, it appears it's *you* who is the dog
shit on the shoe of aus.cars. You can be the left shoe, and Jonz can be
the right one.. Between the pair of you, you should figure out which
shoe goes on which foot. If you have difficulty, ask an adult.
Is that what you have to do? Stick with flip flops! More your style!
Post by Lindsay
Have a good evening. :-D
I have been. Have you? Obviously not!

<snipped>
--
Xeno
Lindsay
2016-01-18 19:47:36 UTC
Permalink
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Falcon front s
Do you really think I'd read that shit .. you posted lines after lines
of... i dunno.!!!
I know you don't know!
And why would I want to, you stupid, stupid fuckwit? I dont own a xy
falcon, and havent for 20 years!! Maybe you should be directing your
flawed "knowledge" to someone who does, and who cares, retard!! :-)
But you decided to air your lack of knowledge anyway, right?
Sorry, but *why* do you think I need a lesson in changing XY springs,
when it was clear that I don't own an XY falcon? (I know why, but humour
me..)
You have owned Falcons. Wisely, you got rid of yours.
You side-stepped the question dickhead. No Suprise.
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
And further to that, why did you not direct your reply to the person
asking for information on changing said springs?
The OP can read it regardless where directed.
but you directed it to me. you could have just as easily replied
directly to the OP, but no, you go on about inane dribblings, simply
because you have nothing better to do than start another shitfight.....

Besides, he already stated
Post by Xeno
he didn't have the requisite equipment. Noddy suggested a 'dangerous'
method
is not the spring compressor sold by supercheap the correct tool?

when what was asked for was 'safe and easy methods'. The safe
Post by Xeno
method is with the correct tool. The easy method is with the correct
tool. The correct tool is what I used in the trade and what was used in
TAFE colleges.
Of course it was. Juan Fangio showed you.
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Permit me for a second or so?
Like I can stop you?
Post by Lindsay
I think it's because you're an attention seeking fuckwit, who has
"Most of what Noddy writes is simply to hang shit on anyone else who
posts. If you delete posts where he's hanging shit on people, you will
find you've deleted 99% of his posts. 18/01/16.. yet amazingly, I cant
see you helping anyone in your last 300 posts. Your nemesis *has*.
Helping by suggesting unsafe methods?
I didnt see you suggesting some safe ones.
Post by Xeno
At least he also suggested that it was 'dangerous'.
Doesnt alter the fact, Tom Clasener. He's done more to help others than
you. All you've done is start yet another shitfight. As usual. Anything
to have someone to communicate with. Argueing is better than nothing, eh
Tom Clasener?
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
So, having said that, Tom Clasener, it appears it's *you* who is the dog
shit on the shoe of aus.cars. You can be the left shoe, and Jonz can be
the right one.. Between the pair of you, you should figure out which
shoe goes on which foot. If you have difficulty, ask an adult.
Is that what you have to do? Stick with flip flops! More your style!
"flip flops" ? Really? Bwahahahahahahahahhahaa
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Have a good evening. :-D
I have been. Have you? Obviously not!
<snipped>
Xeno
2016-01-18 21:46:09 UTC
Permalink
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Falcon front s
Do you really think I'd read that shit .. you posted lines after lines
of... i dunno.!!!
I know you don't know!
And why would I want to, you stupid, stupid fuckwit? I dont own a xy
falcon, and havent for 20 years!! Maybe you should be directing your
flawed "knowledge" to someone who does, and who cares, retard!! :-)
But you decided to air your lack of knowledge anyway, right?
Sorry, but *why* do you think I need a lesson in changing XY springs,
when it was clear that I don't own an XY falcon? (I know why, but humour
me..)
You have owned Falcons. Wisely, you got rid of yours.
You side-stepped the question dickhead. No Suprise.
You owned Falcons. You no longer own Falcons. That's hardly sidestepping
the question.
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
And further to that, why did you not direct your reply to the person
asking for information on changing said springs?
The OP can read it regardless where directed.
but you directed it to me. you could have just as easily replied
directly to the OP, but no, you go on about inane dribblings, simply
because you have nothing better to do than start another shitfight.....
Besides, he already stated
Post by Xeno
he didn't have the requisite equipment. Noddy suggested a 'dangerous'
method
is not the spring compressor sold by supercheap the correct tool?
No.
Post by Lindsay
when what was asked for was 'safe and easy methods'. The safe
Post by Xeno
method is with the correct tool. The easy method is with the correct
tool. The correct tool is what I used in the trade and what was used in
TAFE colleges.
Of course it was. Juan Fangio showed you.
Please try not to air your lack of knowledge and experience!
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Permit me for a second or so?
Like I can stop you?
Post by Lindsay
I think it's because you're an attention seeking fuckwit, who has
"Most of what Noddy writes is simply to hang shit on anyone else who
posts. If you delete posts where he's hanging shit on people, you will
find you've deleted 99% of his posts. 18/01/16.. yet amazingly, I cant
see you helping anyone in your last 300 posts. Your nemesis *has*.
Helping by suggesting unsafe methods?
I didnt see you suggesting some safe ones.
The correct tool had already been suggested. Noddy pointed that out but
then dissed it as being difficult to use because of the mode of
operation. The correct factory tool uses a different, and slower, method
of operation to the supercheap type he also mentioned.
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
At least he also suggested that it was 'dangerous'.
Doesnt alter the fact, Tom Clasener. He's done more to help others than
you.
How is suggesting a dangerous method of spring removal 'helping' others?
Should they also follow his lead on how to safely lift a Lotus Elise on
a hoist? The correct method of lifting the Lotus takes significantly
more time but did Noddy do that? Nope, he tried the quick method until
it was patently obvious, even to him, that this was dangerous.
Shortcut Noddy suggested the "Supercheap" method for compressing the
Falcon springs yet he is in a position to have quickly and easily
fabricated a better and safe tool. He could have even bought the correct
tool but, for his workshop, he is content to use and suggest unsafe
methods.

All you've done is start yet another shitfight. As usual. Anything
Post by Lindsay
to have someone to communicate with. Argueing is better than nothing, eh
Tom Clasener?
You seem to think so. All I did was suggest the correct tool and showed
that it could easily be fabricated. You, with your avowed lack of
knowledge of the topic at hand, took it from there and are now arguing
the point!

My words on the subject, which you snipped, are as follows;

Falcon front springs are quite easy to do IF you use the correct tools.
In the absence of the correct Ford tool, a spring compressor for the
falcon is quite easy to make up. Something like this;

http://tinyurl.com/h7pcs4o

I made one up way back in 1970 during my apprenticeship. Falcons used to
chop out upper arm bushes and ball joints regularly, especially on the
rough roads around my home district. The only major difference between
the one shown and mine was that I used a clutch release bearing instead
of the tapered roller bearing shown. The release bearing was better
because it was sealed. I also machined up the top and bottom plates. The
only proviso I'd recommend is a decent sized threaded rod with grade 8
bolts and nuts. I used that spring compressor for 10 years or more.
Safest way to do those Falcon springs.

The factory tool, or a suitable made up one of a similar design, is the
*only safe way* to remove Falcon springs. Noddy's suggested alternative
is downright dangerous even if you know what you're doing. For a start,
there's not of lot of room to play around in and those type need to be
kept exactly opposite each other. The body design on those vintage
Falcons meant that you couldn't get the two spring compressors exactly
opposite. That makes for an extremely dangerous scenario and plenty of
people have had their faces rearranged in the attempt.
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
So, having said that, Tom Clasener, it appears it's *you* who is the dog
shit on the shoe of aus.cars. You can be the left shoe, and Jonz can be
the right one.. Between the pair of you, you should figure out which
shoe goes on which foot. If you have difficulty, ask an adult.
Is that what you have to do? Stick with flip flops! More your style!
"flip flops" ? Really? Bwahahahahahahahahhahaa
Yes. Since you cannot offer any 'knowledgeable' advice on the topic at
hand, best you stick with what you know.
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Have a good evening. :-D
I have been. Have you? Obviously not!
<snipped>
--
Xeno
Lindsay
2016-01-18 21:58:48 UTC
Permalink
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Falcon front s
Do you really think I'd read that shit .. you posted lines after lines
of... i dunno.!!!
I know you don't know!
And why would I want to, you stupid, stupid fuckwit? I dont own a xy
falcon, and havent for 20 years!! Maybe you should be directing your
flawed "knowledge" to someone who does, and who cares, retard!! :-)
But you decided to air your lack of knowledge anyway, right?
Sorry, but *why* do you think I need a lesson in changing XY springs,
when it was clear that I don't own an XY falcon? (I know why, but humour
me..)
You have owned Falcons. Wisely, you got rid of yours.
You side-stepped the question dickhead. No Suprise.
You owned Falcons. You no longer own Falcons. That's hardly sidestepping
the question.
Clearly, it is. You just cant stop lying, can you, Tom Clasener? The
question was "*why* do you think I need a lesson in changing XY springs,
when it was clear that I don't own an XY falcon?"

Telling me something I obviously know already isnt answering the above.

Rest of your juvenile trolling flushed to where it belongs.

Thanks for coming :)
Noddy
2016-01-18 12:21:35 UTC
Permalink
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
But you decided to air your lack of knowledge anyway, right?
ROTFL :)

Oh my fucking Gawd. This from the fucking "Marina Expert" who didn't
know that the 6 cylinder versions had an extra crossmember and tried to
pass 4 pot callipers off as "6 cylinder brakes"

Hahahahaha :)

Virtually everything this imbecile ever comments on he totally fucks up,
yet he brances around here like he's the expert on everything and tries
to project his *own* inexperience on everyone else :)

What a complete fucking tool it is :)
Post by Lindsay
Sorry, but *why* do you think I need a lesson in changing XY springs,
when it was clear that I don't own an XY falcon? (I know why, but humour
me..)
And further to that, why did you not direct your reply to the person
asking for information on changing said springs?
Because he's not interested in ever helping anyone. His standard Modus
Operandi is to what until *other* people have commented so he can cherry
pick bits and pieces from everyone else and then put it all together and
present his "case" as if he invented the very thing being discussed himself.

Surely you've worked this out by now.... :)
Post by Lindsay
Permit me for a second or so?
I think it's because you're an attention seeking fuckwit, who has
"Most of what Noddy writes is simply to hang shit on anyone else who
posts. If you delete posts where he's hanging shit on people, you will
find you've deleted 99% of his posts. 18/01/16.. yet amazingly, I cant
see you helping anyone in your last 300 posts. Your nemesis *has*.
See my last post. He has no interest in *anything* other than trying to
make *himself* look good/clever/knowledgeable, and he usually fails
*miserably*.
Post by Lindsay
So, having said that, Tom Clasener, it appears it's *you* who is the dog
shit on the shoe of aus.cars. You can be the left shoe, and Jonz can be
the right one.. Between the pair of you, you should figure out which
shoe goes on which foot. If you have difficulty, ask an adult.
Have a good evening. :-D
Hope the useless plagiarising lying cunt gets hit by an express train.

That'd be nice :)
--
--
--
Regards,
Noddy.
Xeno
2016-01-18 12:52:56 UTC
Permalink
Post by Noddy
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
But you decided to air your lack of knowledge anyway, right?
ROTFL :)
Oh my fucking Gawd. This from the fucking "Marina Expert" who didn't
know that the 6 cylinder versions had an extra crossmember and tried to
pass 4 pot callipers off as "6 cylinder brakes"
The thing is Noddy, I'm not trying to pass myself off as someone who's
worked on 6 cylinder Marinas. You are the one trying to do that and, if
you had, you would have known that the suspension IS NOT ATTACHED to
that crossmember like you thought it was. Suspension is the same as on a
4 cylinder - lateral arms with torsion bars. The crossmember, the one
you thought the suspension was attached to, was actually the engine
mount bracket. The only thing attached to it were the engine mounts.
Post by Noddy
Hahahahaha :)
Virtually everything this imbecile ever comments on he totally fucks up,
yet he brances around here like he's the expert on everything and tries
to project his *own* inexperience on everyone else :)
That would be you! Planetary gearsets don't have direct drive?
Post by Noddy
What a complete fucking tool it is :)
Post by Lindsay
Sorry, but *why* do you think I need a lesson in changing XY springs,
when it was clear that I don't own an XY falcon? (I know why, but humour
me..)
And further to that, why did you not direct your reply to the person
asking for information on changing said springs?
Because he's not interested in ever helping anyone. His standard Modus
Operandi is to what until *other* people have commented so he can cherry
pick bits and pieces from everyone else and then put it all together and
present his "case" as if he invented the very thing being discussed himself.
Nah, I just wait until YOU make a fool of yourself. ;-) Don't have to
wait long for that.

<snipped>
--
Xeno
Lindsay
2016-01-18 20:04:09 UTC
Permalink
Post by Noddy
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
But you decided to air your lack of knowledge anyway, right?
ROTFL :)
Oh my fucking Gawd. This from the fucking "Marina Expert" who didn't
know that the 6 cylinder versions had an extra crossmember and tried to
pass 4 pot callipers off as "6 cylinder brakes"
Hahahahaha :)
Dont forget, Tom Clasener positioned himself as an expert of lots of
other things, which were all proven to be lies as well, eg:
hydraulics on tractors
Ride on mowers
Firearms ballistics
Calf feeders
Marina's
London fogs
London's Nurses
Country Boy or Townie?
Gunzel or not??
"Shut up Stephen!"
pidgeon breeds
employers
cricket bat anatomy
cricket playing nations
cricket broadcasts
business acumen
Coroners Court cases...
Post by Noddy
Virtually everything this imbecile ever comments on he totally fucks up,
yet he brances around here like he's the expert on everything and tries
to project his *own* inexperience on everyone else :)
What a complete fucking tool it is :)
yep. Has nothing to offer other than arguements.
Post by Noddy
Post by Lindsay
Sorry, but *why* do you think I need a lesson in changing XY springs,
when it was clear that I don't own an XY falcon? (I know why, but humour
me..)
And further to that, why did you not direct your reply to the person
asking for information on changing said springs?
Because he's not interested in ever helping anyone. His standard Modus
Operandi is to what until *other* people have commented so he can cherry
pick bits and pieces from everyone else and then put it all together and
present his "case" as if he invented the very thing being discussed himself.
Surely you've worked this out by now.... :)
Oh yeah, he's quick to spurt his bullshit. He's now whining about your
reply on the XY springs, and telling us all that its dangerous, but has
yet to offer up his own non-dangerous answer... No suprise there.
Post by Noddy
Hope the useless plagiarising lying cunt gets hit by an express train.
That'd be nice :)
Karma. :-)
Xeno
2016-01-18 21:49:30 UTC
Permalink
Post by Lindsay
Post by Noddy
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
But you decided to air your lack of knowledge anyway, right?
ROTFL :)
Oh my fucking Gawd. This from the fucking "Marina Expert" who didn't
know that the 6 cylinder versions had an extra crossmember and tried to
pass 4 pot callipers off as "6 cylinder brakes"
Hahahahaha :)
Dont forget, Tom Clasener positioned himself as an expert of lots of
hydraulics on tractors
Ride on mowers
Firearms ballistics
Calf feeders
Marina's
London fogs
London's Nurses
Country Boy or Townie?
Gunzel or not??
"Shut up Stephen!"
pidgeon breeds
employers
cricket bat anatomy
cricket playing nations
cricket broadcasts
business acumen
Coroners Court cases...
Post by Noddy
Virtually everything this imbecile ever comments on he totally fucks up,
yet he brances around here like he's the expert on everything and tries
to project his *own* inexperience on everyone else :)
What a complete fucking tool it is :)
yep. Has nothing to offer other than arguements.
Post by Noddy
Post by Lindsay
Sorry, but *why* do you think I need a lesson in changing XY springs,
when it was clear that I don't own an XY falcon? (I know why, but humour
me..)
And further to that, why did you not direct your reply to the person
asking for information on changing said springs?
Because he's not interested in ever helping anyone. His standard Modus
Operandi is to what until *other* people have commented so he can cherry
pick bits and pieces from everyone else and then put it all together and
present his "case" as if he invented the very thing being discussed himself.
Surely you've worked this out by now.... :)
Oh yeah, he's quick to spurt his bullshit. He's now whining about your
reply on the XY springs, and telling us all that its dangerous, but has
yet to offer up his own non-dangerous answer... No suprise there.
The non dangerous alternative was offered by me. I will repeat it here
for your edification;

Falcon front springs are quite easy to do IF you use the correct tools.
In the absence of the correct Ford tool, a spring compressor for the
falcon is quite easy to make up. Something like this;

http://tinyurl.com/h7pcs4o

I made one up way back in 1970 during my apprenticeship. Falcons used to
chop out upper arm bushes and ball joints regularly, especially on the
rough roads around my home district. The only major difference between
the one shown and mine was that I used a clutch release bearing instead
of the tapered roller bearing shown. The release bearing was better
because it was sealed. I also machined up the top and bottom plates. The
only proviso I'd recommend is a decent sized threaded rod with grade 8
bolts and nuts. I used that spring compressor for 10 years or more.
Safest way to do those Falcon springs.

The factory tool, or a suitable made up one of a similar design, is the
*only safe way* to remove Falcon springs. Noddy's suggested alternative
is downright dangerous even if you know what you're doing. For a start,
there's not of lot of room to play around in and those type need to be
kept exactly opposite each other. The body design on those vintage
Falcons meant that you couldn't get the two spring compressors exactly
opposite. That makes for an extremely dangerous scenario and plenty of
people have had their faces rearranged in the attempt.
--
Xeno
Lindsay
2016-01-18 22:00:47 UTC
Permalink
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Noddy
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
But you decided to air your lack of knowledge anyway, right?
ROTFL :)
Oh my fucking Gawd. This from the fucking "Marina Expert" who didn't
know that the 6 cylinder versions had an extra crossmember and tried to
pass 4 pot callipers off as "6 cylinder brakes"
Hahahahaha :)
Dont forget, Tom Clasener positioned himself as an expert of lots of
hydraulics on tractors
Ride on mowers
Firearms ballistics
Calf feeders
Marina's
London fogs
London's Nurses
Country Boy or Townie?
Gunzel or not??
"Shut up Stephen!"
pidgeon breeds
employers
cricket bat anatomy
cricket playing nations
cricket broadcasts
business acumen
Coroners Court cases...
Post by Noddy
Virtually everything this imbecile ever comments on he totally fucks up,
yet he brances around here like he's the expert on everything and tries
to project his *own* inexperience on everyone else :)
What a complete fucking tool it is :)
yep. Has nothing to offer other than arguements.
Post by Noddy
Post by Lindsay
Sorry, but *why* do you think I need a lesson in changing XY springs,
when it was clear that I don't own an XY falcon? (I know why, but humour
me..)
And further to that, why did you not direct your reply to the person
asking for information on changing said springs?
Because he's not interested in ever helping anyone. His standard Modus
Operandi is to what until *other* people have commented so he can cherry
pick bits and pieces from everyone else and then put it all together and
present his "case" as if he invented the very thing being discussed himself.
Surely you've worked this out by now.... :)
Oh yeah, he's quick to spurt his bullshit. He's now whining about your
reply on the XY springs, and telling us all that its dangerous, but has
yet to offer up his own non-dangerous answer... No suprise there.
The non dangerous alternative was offered by me. I will repeat it here
for your edification;
Falcon front springs are quite easy to do IF you use the correct tools.
In the absence of the correct Ford tool, a spring compressor for the
falcon is quite easy to make up. Something like this;
http://tinyurl.com/h7pcs4o
Something like what Noddy offered up from Supercheap?
Post by Xeno
I made one up way back in 1970 during my apprenticeship.
I dont care, and I dont need to read reams of your lies.
Xeno
2016-01-18 22:25:13 UTC
Permalink
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Noddy
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
But you decided to air your lack of knowledge anyway, right?
ROTFL :)
Oh my fucking Gawd. This from the fucking "Marina Expert" who didn't
know that the 6 cylinder versions had an extra crossmember and tried to
pass 4 pot callipers off as "6 cylinder brakes"
Hahahahaha :)
Dont forget, Tom Clasener positioned himself as an expert of lots of
hydraulics on tractors
Ride on mowers
Firearms ballistics
Calf feeders
Marina's
London fogs
London's Nurses
Country Boy or Townie?
Gunzel or not??
"Shut up Stephen!"
pidgeon breeds
employers
cricket bat anatomy
cricket playing nations
cricket broadcasts
business acumen
Coroners Court cases...
Post by Noddy
Virtually everything this imbecile ever comments on he totally fucks up,
yet he brances around here like he's the expert on everything and tries
to project his *own* inexperience on everyone else :)
What a complete fucking tool it is :)
yep. Has nothing to offer other than arguements.
Post by Noddy
Post by Lindsay
Sorry, but *why* do you think I need a lesson in changing XY springs,
when it was clear that I don't own an XY falcon? (I know why, but humour
me..)
And further to that, why did you not direct your reply to the person
asking for information on changing said springs?
Because he's not interested in ever helping anyone. His standard Modus
Operandi is to what until *other* people have commented so he can cherry
pick bits and pieces from everyone else and then put it all together and
present his "case" as if he invented the very thing being discussed himself.
Surely you've worked this out by now.... :)
Oh yeah, he's quick to spurt his bullshit. He's now whining about your
reply on the XY springs, and telling us all that its dangerous, but has
yet to offer up his own non-dangerous answer... No suprise there.
The non dangerous alternative was offered by me. I will repeat it here
for your edification;
Falcon front springs are quite easy to do IF you use the correct tools.
In the absence of the correct Ford tool, a spring compressor for the
falcon is quite easy to make up. Something like this;
http://tinyurl.com/h7pcs4o
Something like what Noddy offered up from Supercheap?
No, what Noddy offered up from Supercheap was the dangerous tool and
method.

http://tinyurl.com/j8otm87

He even mentioned using straps to reduce the risk when using it. They
are very dangerous to use on falcons due to restricted accessibility. I
have a pair just like that but I use them for McPherson struts and
similar where you can get proper access to the spring when it is in
situ. The body design of the Falcon does not permit the safe use of
these. You need an 'internal spring compressor'.

The correct Falcon tool is this; http://tinyurl.com/j674yd3

If you worked in a Ford dealership, the above type would have been what
you used.

I made up my own and it was far more robust than this one.

Now, could you take your self avowed lack of knowledge and experience
and whack it up your own arse where it might just do some good.
Certainly airing it here does you no favours.
--
Xeno
Lindsay
2016-01-18 22:39:05 UTC
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Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Noddy
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
But you decided to air your lack of knowledge anyway, right?
ROTFL :)
Oh my fucking Gawd. This from the fucking "Marina Expert" who didn't
know that the 6 cylinder versions had an extra crossmember and tried to
pass 4 pot callipers off as "6 cylinder brakes"
Hahahahaha :)
Dont forget, Tom Clasener positioned himself as an expert of lots of
hydraulics on tractors
Ride on mowers
Firearms ballistics
Calf feeders
Marina's
London fogs
London's Nurses
Country Boy or Townie?
Gunzel or not??
"Shut up Stephen!"
pidgeon breeds
employers
cricket bat anatomy
cricket playing nations
cricket broadcasts
business acumen
Coroners Court cases...
Post by Noddy
Virtually everything this imbecile ever comments on he totally fucks up,
yet he brances around here like he's the expert on everything and tries
to project his *own* inexperience on everyone else :)
What a complete fucking tool it is :)
yep. Has nothing to offer other than arguements.
Post by Noddy
Post by Lindsay
Sorry, but *why* do you think I need a lesson in changing XY springs,
when it was clear that I don't own an XY falcon? (I know why, but humour
me..)
And further to that, why did you not direct your reply to the person
asking for information on changing said springs?
Because he's not interested in ever helping anyone. His standard Modus
Operandi is to what until *other* people have commented so he can cherry
pick bits and pieces from everyone else and then put it all together and
present his "case" as if he invented the very thing being discussed himself.
Surely you've worked this out by now.... :)
Oh yeah, he's quick to spurt his bullshit. He's now whining about your
reply on the XY springs, and telling us all that its dangerous, but has
yet to offer up his own non-dangerous answer... No suprise there.
The non dangerous alternative was offered by me. I will repeat it here
for your edification;
Falcon front springs are quite easy to do IF you use the correct tools.
In the absence of the correct Ford tool, a spring compressor for the
falcon is quite easy to make up. Something like this;
http://tinyurl.com/h7pcs4o
Something like what Noddy offered up from Supercheap?
No, what Noddy offered up from Supercheap was the dangerous tool and
method.
Which is what he said, yet you still manage to make a song and dance
about it. How very Xeno....
Post by Xeno
I made up my own and it was far more robust than this one.
Of course it was. Because you made it.
Post by Xeno
Now, could you take your self avowed lack of knowledge and experience
Take another long look at the list above, hypocrite. :)
Tell me about London Fogs again, eh? :-D Hypocritical cunt you are...
Post by Xeno
and whack it up your own arse where it might just do some good.
Certainly airing it here does you no favours.
Why dont you go and plait your shit, mr Wannabe Moderator? As you've
said in the past (not that there's any value in *anything you said*
before), this is an unmoderated forum. I'll say what I like, when I
like, and if you dont like it, go and slit your wrists.

Hell, if you *do* like go and slit your wrists anyway! :-D
Clocky
2016-01-18 23:41:41 UTC
Permalink
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Noddy
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
But you decided to air your lack of knowledge anyway, right?
ROTFL :)
Oh my fucking Gawd. This from the fucking "Marina Expert" who didn't
know that the 6 cylinder versions had an extra crossmember and tried to
pass 4 pot callipers off as "6 cylinder brakes"
Hahahahaha :)
Dont forget, Tom Clasener positioned himself as an expert of lots of
hydraulics on tractors
Ride on mowers
Firearms ballistics
Calf feeders
Marina's
London fogs
London's Nurses
Country Boy or Townie?
Gunzel or not??
"Shut up Stephen!"
pidgeon breeds
employers
cricket bat anatomy
cricket playing nations
cricket broadcasts
business acumen
Coroners Court cases...
Post by Noddy
Virtually everything this imbecile ever comments on he totally fucks up,
yet he brances around here like he's the expert on everything and tries
to project his *own* inexperience on everyone else :)
What a complete fucking tool it is :)
yep. Has nothing to offer other than arguements.
Post by Noddy
Post by Lindsay
Sorry, but *why* do you think I need a lesson in changing XY springs,
when it was clear that I don't own an XY falcon? (I know why, but humour
me..)
And further to that, why did you not direct your reply to the person
asking for information on changing said springs?
Because he's not interested in ever helping anyone. His standard Modus
Operandi is to what until *other* people have commented so he can cherry
pick bits and pieces from everyone else and then put it all together and
present his "case" as if he invented the very thing being discussed himself.
Surely you've worked this out by now.... :)
Oh yeah, he's quick to spurt his bullshit. He's now whining about your
reply on the XY springs, and telling us all that its dangerous, but has
yet to offer up his own non-dangerous answer... No suprise there.
The non dangerous alternative was offered by me. I will repeat it here
for your edification;
Falcon front springs are quite easy to do IF you use the correct tools.
In the absence of the correct Ford tool, a spring compressor for the
falcon is quite easy to make up. Something like this;
http://tinyurl.com/h7pcs4o
Something like what Noddy offered up from Supercheap?
Nothing like them but the design shown in the Supercheap link is very
common and for the most part you can get by with them just fine. The one
Xeno linked to is the internal type better suited to doing some vehicles.

I have those and a Branick 7400 wall mounted spring compressor like this
one: http://tinypic.com/r/161c5mp/9 but not an internal type compressor.

I haven't needed one yet.
Lindsay
2016-01-19 00:06:20 UTC
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Post by Clocky
Post by Lindsay
Something like what Noddy offered up from Supercheap?
Nothing like them but the design shown in the Supercheap link is very
common and for the most part you can get by with them just fine. The one
Xeno linked to is the internal type better suited to doing some vehicles.
I have those and a Branick 7400 wall mounted spring compressor like this
one: http://tinypic.com/r/161c5mp/9 but not an internal type compressor.
I haven't needed one yet.
As I said before, it's out of my league... and I wouldnt even try
considering the force the springs are under, even if I still had my XY.
It's just not my scene, and thats what mechanics are for, afaic.
Xeno
2016-01-19 02:11:58 UTC
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<snip>
Post by Clocky
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
http://tinyurl.com/h7pcs4o
Something like what Noddy offered up from Supercheap?
Nothing like them but the design shown in the Supercheap link is very
common and for the most part you can get by with them just fine. The one
Xeno linked to is the internal type better suited to doing some vehicles.
Indeed they are and for the reason I outlined - the inability to place
the Supercheap clamps exactly opposite due to Falcon body design. It's
the width of them that makes them risky in the Falcon scenario. I have a
set of them and I am well aware of their limitations.
Post by Clocky
I have those and a Branick 7400 wall mounted spring compressor like this
one: http://tinypic.com/r/161c5mp/9 but not an internal type compressor.
They are perfect for McPherson struts. But then, you remove the stuts as
a unit from the car so they lend themselves well to being dismantled off
the vehicle. The Falcon springs, on the other hand, need to be worked on
(compressed) in situ. The Branick unit cannot be used on X vintage
Falcons and the Supercheap units are risky at best and downright
dangerous in the hands of inexperienced people. For later Falcons which
use a removable strut, similar to the McPherson units, your Branick
spring compressor is perfect.
Post by Clocky
I haven't needed one yet.
If you're working on X vintage Falcons, the internal type spring
compressor is the safest method without doubt. They aren't expensive to
buy and not all that difficult to make up. I've used the factory unit at
Ford dealers and I've used my own elsewhere.
--
Xeno
Noddy
2016-01-19 01:27:54 UTC
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Post by Lindsay
I dont care, and I dont need to read reams of your lies.
No one does :)
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--
Regards,
Noddy.
felix
2016-01-18 12:15:31 UTC
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Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Falcon front s
Do you really think I'd read that shit .. you posted lines after lines
of... i dunno.!!!
I know you don't know!
And why would I want to, you stupid, stupid fuckwit? I dont own a xy
falcon, and havent for 20 years!! Maybe you should be directing your
flawed "knowledge" to someone who does, and who cares, retard!! :-)
But you decided to air your lack of knowledge anyway, right?
Post by Lindsay
But when has reality ever stopped you from opening your ill-informed
mouth, eh Tom Clasener?
Difference between you and I is that I have done a lot of Ford
suspension work over the years so I know how to do it safely.
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
It shows! Way over your head! Stick with what you
know, drones and fibreglass.
rec.toys.misc and rec.toys.boats would be more your speed!
Aww, Isn't that sweet. Tom Clasener telling me what and where to post...
Well, this is aus.cars and Daryl felt empowered to do likewise when he
is as guilty as you of the same shit.
Maybe we should rename aus.cars to noddys.toyland???? You'd be right
at home here then!
LOL! that's funny.. :)
--
"As long as there is this book [Koran] there will be no peace in the world"
-William Gladstone, four times PM of Great Britain
http://www.siotw.org/
Lindsay
2016-01-18 19:56:02 UTC
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Post by felix
LOL! that's funny.. :)
Yet you're "funny" as in strange funny.
Xeno
2016-01-18 21:51:16 UTC
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Post by Lindsay
Post by felix
LOL! that's funny.. :)
Yet you're "funny" as in strange funny.
You're sticking your nose in a thread where you have no skill,
experience or training. If anything is strange funny, it would be that!
--
Xeno
Lindsay
2016-01-18 22:07:47 UTC
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Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by felix
LOL! that's funny.. :)
Yet you're "funny" as in strange funny.
You're sticking your nose in a thread where you have no skill,
experience or training.
Which I have admitted several times, so whats your point? Are you trying
to tell me, that I should keep my nose out of a subject because i havent
"BTDT" ?

You're shitting me, surely?

hydraulics on tractors
Ride on mowers
Firearms ballistics
Calf feeders
Marina's
London fogs
London's Nurses
Country Boy or Townie?
Gunzel or not??
"Shut up Stephen!"
pidgeon breeds
employers
cricket bat anatomy
cricket playing nations
cricket broadcasts
business acumen
Coroners Court cases...

and you have never done so? Hahahahahaha

You bastards have busted my hypocrisy meter again.

Get fucked, you stinking hypocritical cunt.
Post by Xeno
If anything is strange funny, it would be that!
felix
2016-01-19 05:10:14 UTC
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Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by felix
LOL! that's funny.. :)
Yet you're "funny" as in strange funny.
I'm unique!.. :)
Post by Xeno
You're sticking your nose in a thread where you have no skill,
experience or training. If anything is strange funny, it would be that!
--
"As long as there is this book [Koran] there will be no peace in the world"
-William Gladstone, four times PM of Great Britain
http://www.siotw.org/
Moe Lester
2016-01-19 05:14:41 UTC
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Post by felix
Post by Lindsay
Post by felix
LOL! that's funny.. :)
Yet you're "funny" as in strange funny.
I'm unique!.. :)
Thankfully.
Noddy
2016-01-19 06:11:55 UTC
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Post by felix
I'm unique!.. :)
I wouldn't go that far. You certainly are a fucking imbecile, and you're
not the only one around here.
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--
Regards,
Noddy.
jonz@ nothere.com
2016-01-19 03:12:50 UTC
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Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Falcon front s
Do you really think I'd read that shit .. you posted lines after lines
of... i dunno.!!!
I know you don't know!
And why would I want to, you stupid, stupid fuckwit? I dont own a xy
falcon, and havent for 20 years!! Maybe you should be directing your
flawed "knowledge" to someone who does, and who cares, retard!! :-)
But you decided to air your lack of knowledge anyway, right?
Post by Lindsay
But when has reality ever stopped you from opening your ill-informed
mouth, eh Tom Clasener?
Difference between you and I is that I have done a lot of Ford
suspension work over the years so I know how to do it safely.
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
It shows! Way over your head! Stick with what you
know, drones and fibreglass.
rec.toys.misc and rec.toys.boats would be more your speed!
Aww, Isn't that sweet. Tom Clasener telling me what and where to post...
Well, this is aus.cars and Daryl felt empowered to do likewise when he
is as guilty as you of the same shit.
Maybe we should rename aus.cars to noddys.toyland???? You'd be right at
home here then!
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St0P that u naughty man, :) ol' linley will have a stroke. <BG>.....BTW, did U notice that the Spring compressors highlighted as "next best thing" by ol' whatsisname, were recommended thus: "These compressors' are intended for use on hatchbacks and small family sedans where a McPherson strut may be present,"..Gum flapping par excellence, from danger man.
Post by Xeno
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Xeno
Xeno
2016-01-19 05:05:32 UTC
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Post by jonz@ nothere.com
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read..
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Falcon front s
Do you really think I'd read that shit .. you posted lines after lines
of... i dunno.!!!
I know you don't know!
And why would I want to, you stupid, stupid fuckwit? I dont own a xy
falcon, and havent for 20 years!! Maybe you should be directing your
flawed "knowledge" to someone who does, and who cares, retard!! :-)
But you decided to air your lack of knowledge anyway, right?
Post by Lindsay
But when has reality ever stopped you from opening your ill-informed
mouth, eh Tom Clasener?
Difference between you and I is that I have done a lot of Ford
suspension work over the years so I know how to do it safely.
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
It shows! Way over your head! Stick with what you
know, drones and fibreglass.
rec.toys.misc and rec.toys.boats would be more your speed!
Aww, Isn't that sweet. Tom Clasener telling me what and where to post....
Well, this is aus.cars and Daryl felt empowered to do likewise when he
is as guilty as you of the same shit.
Maybe we should rename aus.cars to noddys.toyland???? You'd be right at
home here then!
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St0P that u naughty man, :) ol' linley will have a stroke. <BG>.....
With or without my efforts, Linsey is headed for one anyway. Can you
visualise him drooling and pounding away at his keyboard?
Post by jonz@ nothere.com
BTW, did U notice that the Spring compressors highlighted as "next
best thing" by ol' whatsisname, were recommended thus: "These
compressors' are intended for use on hatchbacks and small family
sedans where a McPherson strut may be present,"..Gum flapping
par excellence, from danger man.
Yeah, I did notice that. I wonder just how many Falcon springs he has
ever removed?

I bought my set for McPherson struts. That was because most cars I've
owned since have been equipped with exactly that.

This was the type of beast I used when working in Ford dealerships.

http://tinyurl.com/zclget7

It's the genuine Ford tool for the job. I used that a lot because I
worked in 3 separate Ford dealerships in the 70s. In most cases I didn't
even need to release the tool during the job since I rarely replaced a
spring. Most often I was replacing the upper ball joint or the upper arm
bushes. Fit the spring compressor, wind it up, remove the upper arm, fit
new bits, reinstall, unload the spring compressor.

The one I made operated a little differently. It attached to the shocker
mount points and it worked rather well. The spring could only come out
and attack me if my made up tool broke. I made sure it was
overengineered enough to never do that. ;-)
--
Xeno
Lindsay
2016-01-19 05:37:50 UTC
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Post by jonz@ nothere.com
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St0P that u naughty man, :) ol' linley will have a stroke. <BG>.....
With or without my efforts, Linsey is headed for one anyway. Can you
visualise him drooling and pounding away at his keyboard?
Aww look, it's the Prince of Ponce, and his sidekick Muttley, having a
mutual wank session. Isnt that sweet that they've found each other.. :-D


Which one of you two swallows... first? :-D
Xeno
2016-01-19 06:05:50 UTC
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Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by jonz@ nothere.com
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St0P that u naughty man, :) ol' linley will have a stroke. <BG>.....
With or without my efforts, Linsey is headed for one anyway. Can you
visualise him drooling and pounding away at his keyboard?
Aww look, it's the Prince of Ponce, and his sidekick Muttley, having a
mutual wank session. Isnt that sweet that they've found each other.. :-D
Which one of you two swallows... first? :-D
No need to bring your fetishes into the discussion. The discussion, BTW,
is about Ford front spring R & R, a topic about which you have admitted
you know zilch. In that case, it's best you cease your attempts at
poisoning the thread. :-)
--
Xeno
Lindsay
2016-01-19 07:30:14 UTC
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Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by jonz@ nothere.com
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St0P that u naughty man, :) ol' linley will have a stroke. <BG>.....
With or without my efforts, Linsey is headed for one anyway. Can you
visualise him drooling and pounding away at his keyboard?
Aww look, it's the Prince of Ponce, and his sidekick Muttley, having a
mutual wank session. Isnt that sweet that they've found each other.. :-D
Which one of you two swallows... first? :-D
No need to bring your fetishes
no prizes for second, Tom Clasener. You started the shit in this thread,
so dont cry when i return serve, sook. :-)
Xeno
2016-01-19 07:40:58 UTC
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Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by jonz@ nothere.com
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St0P that u naughty man, :) ol' linley will have a stroke. <BG>.....
With or without my efforts, Linsey is headed for one anyway. Can you
visualise him drooling and pounding away at his keyboard?
Aww look, it's the Prince of Ponce, and his sidekick Muttley, having a
mutual wank session. Isnt that sweet that they've found each other.. :-D
Which one of you two swallows... first? :-D
No need to bring your fetishes
no prizes for second, Tom Clasener. You started the shit in this thread,
so dont cry when i return serve, sook. :-)
So it's you who swallows then.

Like I said, take your fetishes elsewhere, like alt.fetish. Someone over
there might like to play along with your fetish. ;-)
--
Xeno
Lindsay
2016-01-19 07:49:23 UTC
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Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by jonz@ nothere.com
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St0P that u naughty man, :) ol' linley will have a stroke. <BG>.....
With or without my efforts, Linsey is headed for one anyway. Can you
visualise him drooling and pounding away at his keyboard?
Aww look, it's the Prince of Ponce, and his sidekick Muttley, having a
mutual wank session. Isnt that sweet that they've found each other.. :-D
Which one of you two swallows... first? :-D
No need to bring your fetishes
no prizes for second, Tom Clasener. You started the shit in this thread,
so dont cry when i return serve, sook. :-)
So it's you who swallows then.
no. it's you. Your standard defense....
Post by Xeno
Like I said, take your fetishes elsewhere,
Like I said, it's *you* who poisoned the thread with your very first
post, bottom 3 lines of text..

See, you've been caught out lying *again* Tom Clasener! :-)

But it's not hard to do. :)

And you profess to be a "teacher" ?

bwahahahahahahhahaa.. Gold.
Xeno
2016-01-19 09:09:13 UTC
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Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
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St0P that u naughty man, :) ol' linley will have a stroke. <BG>.....
With or without my efforts, Linsey is headed for one anyway. Can you
visualise him drooling and pounding away at his keyboard?
Aww look, it's the Prince of Ponce, and his sidekick Muttley, having a
mutual wank session. Isnt that sweet that they've found each other.. :-D
Which one of you two swallows... first? :-D
No need to bring your fetishes
no prizes for second, Tom Clasener. You started the shit in this thread,
so dont cry when i return serve, sook. :-)
So it's you who swallows then.
no. it's you. Your standard defense....
So you boast about what you do in your spare time and it's somehow 'my'
defense?
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Like I said, take your fetishes elsewhere,
Like I said, it's *you* who poisoned the thread with your very first
post, bottom 3 lines of text..
Aww, gee! I was just agreeing with your sentiments.

After all, you wrote this;
Post by Lindsay
As I said before, it's out of my league... and I wouldnt even try
considering the force the springs are under, even if I still had my
XY. It's just not my scene, and thats what mechanics are for, afaic.
Lucky we mechanics know what we're doing, eh?
--
Xeno
Lindsay
2016-01-19 09:45:44 UTC
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Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
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St0P that u naughty man, :) ol' linley will have a stroke. <BG>.....
With or without my efforts, Linsey is headed for one anyway. Can you
visualise him drooling and pounding away at his keyboard?
Aww look, it's the Prince of Ponce, and his sidekick Muttley, having a
mutual wank session. Isnt that sweet that they've found each other.. :-D
Which one of you two swallows... first? :-D
No need to bring your fetishes
no prizes for second, Tom Clasener. You started the shit in this thread,
so dont cry when i return serve, sook. :-)
So it's you who swallows then.
no. it's you. Your standard defense....
So you boast about what you do in your spare time and it's somehow 'my'
defense?
well, it's you who has semen dribbling down your chin after your
butt-puppy shot his load before you....

You could at least clean up.. NO No.. not with your tongue.. jesus.. get
a bit of paper towell, you filthy fucking pig....
Post by Xeno
Post by Lindsay
Post by Xeno
Like I said, take your fetishes elsewhere,
Like I said, it's *you* who poisoned the thread with your very first
post, bottom 3 lines of text..
Aww, gee! I was just agreeing with your sentiments.
Thats funny. Thats not what you've said, and you provide proof below.

How many more lies are you going to spread tonight? And arent you just a
little ashamed thats you've been caught out yet again, Tom Clasener?
Post by Xeno
After all, you wrote this;
Post by Lindsay
As I said before, it's out of my league...
I dont know why you keep bring this line up? I have already admitted i'm
not up to the job of swapping springs. I'm not shirking that.
It seems like if you keep lying, it'll become truth, like the
Sandringham line fiasco...
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Post by Lindsay
and I wouldnt even try
considering the force the springs are under, even if I still had my
XY. It's just not my scene, and thats what mechanics are for, afaic.
Lucky we mechanics know what we're doing, eh?
You? A mechanic? Bwahahahahahahahahaha

Stop it. STOP IT!!!! :-D

Gee, the lies are coming thick and fast tonight...you're fucking
troweling it on now.. :-)

still, you ARE the expert at lies, Tom Clasener.

And you keep proving it. :-D
felix
2016-01-20 06:24:30 UTC
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St0P that u naughty man, :) ol' linley will have a stroke. <BG>.....
With or without my efforts, Linsey is headed for one anyway. Can you
visualise him drooling and pounding away at his keyboard?
Aww look, it's the Prince of Ponce, and his sidekick Muttley, having a
mutual wank session. Isnt that sweet that they've found each other.. :-D
Which one of you two swallows... first? :-D
No need to bring your fetishes
no prizes for second, Tom Clasener. You started the shit in this thread,
so dont cry when i return serve, sook. :-)
So it's you who swallows then.
don't lower yourself to their standards. you're better than that.
Post by Xeno
Like I said, take your fetishes elsewhere, like alt.fetish. Someone
over there might like to play along with your fetish. ;-)
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-William Gladstone, four times PM of Great Britain
http://www.siotw.org/
Noddy
2016-01-20 06:31:31 UTC
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don't lower yourself to their standards. you're better than that.
ROTFL :)

Man, you are *so* fucking naive that they need to invent a whole new
definition of the word just to accommodate you :)
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Noddy.
Jeßus
2016-01-20 06:46:53 UTC
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don't lower yourself to their standards. you're better than that.
ROTFL :)
Man, you are *so* fucking naive that they need to invent a whole new
definition of the word just to accommodate you :)
You should see the thread he started on another group. He claims that
he can see the difference between two different brand DVD-Rs with
identical video content. It's been going on for about 10 days now,
with about 20 different people all telling him that is impossible.

(Then it segued into whether all digital and/or analogue cables are
the same or not... and of course, felix in true style made all sorts
of outlandish claims. But that's another story)

Not a single solitary person has agreed with him, yet he claims we are
all wrong and he is right :)
jonz@ nothere.com
2016-01-19 06:13:10 UTC
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St0P that u naughty man, :) ol' linley will have a stroke. <BG>.....
With or without my efforts, Linsey is headed for one anyway. Can you
visualise him drooling and pounding away at his keyboard?
Aww look, it's the Prince of Ponce, and his sidekick Muttley, having a
mutual wank session. Isnt that sweet that they've found each other.. :-D
Which one of you two swallows... first? :-D
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No cigar for rererereruns.......
Lindsay
2016-01-19 07:32:45 UTC
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St0P that u naughty man, :) ol' linley will have a stroke. <BG>.....
With or without my efforts, Linsey is headed for one anyway. Can you
visualise him drooling and pounding away at his keyboard?
Aww look, it's the Prince of Ponce, and his sidekick Muttley, having a
mutual wank session. Isnt that sweet that they've found each other.. :-D
Which one of you two swallows... first? :-D
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No cigar for rererereruns.......
Hows you lung cancer going, retardus kiwisus? :-D


Told you before and I'll tell you again, you throw shit, i'll return serve.

Can you understand this?

Not too hard for such an educated retard like you? :-D
Noddy
2016-01-18 12:08:35 UTC
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Do you really think I'd read that shit .. you posted lines after lines
of... i dunno.!!!
Fuck off and die, Tom Clasener. :-D
Heh :)

Don't you love the way it waffles on with it's complete horseshit as if
anyone actually bothers reading it let alone gives the slightest shit
about anything the lying cunt of a thing says? :)

Seriously, I don't know why it bothers.

Actually, I do. It has *such* a piss poor excuse for a life that lying
to people here in the hope of inflating it's fragile ego is the *best*
it can hope for.

Sad. If it had an ounce of self respect it'd just fucking top itself.
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Noddy.
Lindsay
2016-01-18 19:54:45 UTC
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Do you really think I'd read that shit .. you posted lines after lines
of... i dunno.!!!
Fuck off and die, Tom Clasener. :-D
Heh :)
Don't you love the way it waffles on with it's complete horseshit as if
anyone actually bothers reading it let alone gives the slightest shit
about anything the lying cunt of a thing says? :)
Seriously, I don't know why it bothers.
It has no-one to "talk" to.. He'd be a king On CB radio. He'd buy
himself a Golden mike :)
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Actually, I do. It has *such* a piss poor excuse for a life that lying
to people here in the hope of inflating it's fragile ego is the *best*
it can hope for.
Sad. If it had an ounce of self respect it'd just fucking top itself.
Fingers X'ed.
Noddy
2016-01-19 01:25:56 UTC
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It has no-one to "talk" to.. He'd be a king On CB radio. He'd buy
himself a Golden mike :)
Haha :)
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Noddy
2016-01-18 12:04:29 UTC
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Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I'll happily fibreglass the repairs if required.... :-D
Lol :)

Like anything, common sense prevails. The trouble is that common sense
doesn't seem to be all that common these days.
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Noddy.
Xeno
2016-01-18 12:07:40 UTC
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Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I'll happily fibreglass the repairs if required.... :-D
Lol :)
Like anything, common sense prevails. The trouble is that common sense
doesn't seem to be all that common these days.
Yeah, like when putting a Lotus Elise on a hoist thinking side jacking
points were the rear jacking points. Lucky you 'eventually' read the
manual, eh?
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Diesel Damo
2016-01-19 21:57:17 UTC
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The trouble is that common sense
doesn't seem to be all that common these days.
Yeah, like
Like you, Xeno, who can't understand co-linear points.
And even when it is explained to you, you throw your
hands in the air and dismiss it all as "gobbledegook".

Awaiting reply along the lines of "Well I think Noddy..."
Lindsay
2016-01-18 19:52:09 UTC
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Post by Lindsay
Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I'll happily fibreglass the repairs if required.... :-D
Lol :)
Like anything, common sense prevails. The trouble is that common sense
doesn't seem to be all that common these days.
Yep. i can just see one of those springs unloading itself.. (shudder).

Still there are those who've done it and lived, and those who say
they've done it, and shoot their mouth off about it.

As I said, I'll pass. :-) Springs are for you guys to do. :)
Xeno
2016-01-18 21:55:40 UTC
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Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I'll happily fibreglass the repairs if required.... :-D
Lol :)
Like anything, common sense prevails. The trouble is that common sense
doesn't seem to be all that common these days.
Yep. i can just see one of those springs unloading itself.. (shudder).
Rather than attempting to visualise it, go watch Noddy do one. You might
get to see it happen!
Post by Lindsay
Still there are those who've done it and lived, and those who say
they've done it, and shoot their mouth off about it.
Noddy would be one such, eh?
Post by Lindsay
As I said, I'll pass. :-) Springs are for you guys to do. :)
Best you suggest a properly trained person do it. Noddy likes his
shortcuts too much.

The correct tool and the correct method works for me.
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Lindsay
2016-01-18 22:17:35 UTC
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Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I'll happily fibreglass the repairs if required.... :-D
Lol :)
Like anything, common sense prevails. The trouble is that common sense
doesn't seem to be all that common these days.
Yep. i can just see one of those springs unloading itself.. (shudder).
Rather than attempting to visualise it, go watch Noddy do one. You might
get to see it happen!
Post by Lindsay
Still there are those who've done it and lived, and those who say
they've done it, and shoot their mouth off about it.
Noddy would be one such, eh?
Post by Lindsay
As I said, I'll pass. :-) Springs are for you guys to do. :)
Best you suggest a properly trained person do it. Noddy likes his
shortcuts too much.
The correct tool and the correct method works for me.
gee, Noddy , Noddy, Noddy... 3 times in one small post. I just LOVE the
way he's fucked with your head. :-D

The OP asked, Noddy answered. The only one with an issue is you. yet
again. You.

You answered starting another shitfight with your reply. No suprise.
We're used to your relevance deprevation. :)
jonz@ nothere.com
2016-01-20 03:15:29 UTC
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Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I'll happily fibreglass the repairs if required.... :-D
Lol :)
Like anything, common sense prevails. The trouble is that common sense
doesn't seem to be all that common these days.
Yep. i can just see one of those springs unloading itself.. (shudder).
Rather than attempting to visualise it, go watch Noddy do one. You might
get to see it happen!
Post by Lindsay
Still there are those who've done it and lived, and those who say
they've done it, and shoot their mouth off about it.
Noddy would be one such, eh?
Post by Lindsay
As I said, I'll pass. :-) Springs are for you guys to do. :)
Best you suggest a properly trained person do it. Noddy likes his
shortcuts too much.
The correct tool and the correct method works for me.
gee, Noddy , Noddy, Noddy... 3 times in one small post. I just LOVE the
way he's fucked with your head. :-D
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U mean the way he has U leaping to reply to his every post.....
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The OP asked, Noddy answered. The only one with an issue is you. yet
again. You.
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Gee, YOU, YOU, YOU..
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You answered starting another shitfight with your reply. No suprise.
We're used to your relevance deprevation. :)
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We? No...You, You, You.... <WFTUS>
Lindsay
2016-01-20 03:31:08 UTC
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Anyone who plays with car springs incorrectly needs their head read.
Thats outa my league. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I'll happily fibreglass the repairs if required.... :-D
Lol :)
Like anything, common sense prevails. The trouble is that common sense
doesn't seem to be all that common these days.
Yep. i can just see one of those springs unloading itself.. (shudder).
Rather than attempting to visualise it, go watch Noddy do one. You might
get to see it happen!
Post by Lindsay
Still there are those who've done it and lived, and those who say
they've done it, and shoot their mouth off about it.
Noddy would be one such, eh?
Post by Lindsay
As I said, I'll pass. :-) Springs are for you guys to do. :)
Best you suggest a properly trained person do it. Noddy likes his
shortcuts too much.
The correct tool and the correct method works for me.
gee, Noddy , Noddy, Noddy... 3 times in one small post. I just LOVE the
way he's fucked with your head. :-D
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U mean the way he has U leaping to reply to his every post.....
I simply defend myself against the lies he, and you dribble, Huby.
Not my fault everytime he opens his mouth, he has to start a shitfight
to have someone to converse with. Much like you, Troll Boi.
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The OP asked, Noddy answered. The only one with an issue is you. yet
again. You.
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Gee, YOU, YOU, YOU..
Gee, your even starting to sound like your mate!:-D
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You answered starting another shitfight with your reply. No suprise.
We're used to your relevance deprevation. :)
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We? No...You, You, You.... <WFTUS>
get kicked out of the pub early today, huh? :-D
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