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MightyMouse
2025-01-13 06:48:17 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the supermarket,
to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully later to return
and pack the groceries with space to space. but when I get back there's
a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with just an inch of space
next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger! damn things should be
banned!
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Xeno
2025-01-13 06:53:55 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the supermarket,
to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully later to return
and pack the groceries with space to space. but when I get back there's
a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with just an inch of space
next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger! damn things should be
banned!
With a piss ignorant owner no doubt! Rangers are like that!
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lindsay
2025-01-14 04:23:28 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully
later to return and pack the groceries with space to space. but when I
get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with just
an inch of space next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger! damn
things should be banned!
With a piss ignorant owner no doubt! Rangers are like that!
And loudmouthed hypocritical fucking toyota drivers are as well,
shit-fer-brains.

https://imgur.com/a/u0wfc0T

Early December, outside BCF in Keysborough.
Daryl
2025-01-14 05:02:54 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully
later to return and pack the groceries with space to space. but when
I get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with
just an inch of space next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger!
damn things should be banned!
With a piss ignorant owner no doubt! Rangers are like that!
And loudmouthed hypocritical fucking toyota drivers are as well, shit-
fer-brains.
https://imgur.com/a/u0wfc0T
Early December, outside BCF in Keysborough.
LOL, proves what I have been saying for years, too many people simply
can't drive, their choice of vehicle makes very little difference.
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Noddy
2025-01-14 06:09:29 UTC
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And loudmouthed hypocritical fucking toyota drivers are as well, shit-
fer-brains.
https://imgur.com/a/u0wfc0T
Early December, outside BCF in Keysborough.
LOL, proves what I have been saying for years, too many people simply
can't drive, their choice of vehicle makes very little difference.
Yep.
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jonz
2025-01-14 06:19:49 UTC
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And loudmouthed hypocritical fucking toyota drivers are as well,
shit- fer-brains.
https://imgur.com/a/u0wfc0T
Early December, outside BCF in Keysborough.
LOL, proves what I have been saying for years, too many people simply
can't drive, their choice of vehicle makes very little difference.
Yep.
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As I said in another poast if everyone parked with nearside close to the
line, there would be way less problems. Maybe *they* should legislate
such things.
Clocky
2025-01-15 02:34:02 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and
hopefully later to return and pack the groceries with space to
space. but when I get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked
alongside, with just an inch of space next to my car! of course it's
a bloody ranger! damn things should be banned!
With a piss ignorant owner no doubt! Rangers are like that!
And loudmouthed hypocritical fucking toyota drivers are as well, shit-
fer-brains.
https://imgur.com/a/u0wfc0T
Early December, outside BCF in Keysborough.
LOL, proves what I have been saying for years, too many people simply
can't drive, their choice of vehicle makes very little difference.
So in your opinion a shit driver in a Kia Picanto is just as dangerous
to other road users as that same driver in a Ranger or a RAM?

I know it will hurt, but have a think about it.

Also consider that insecure arseholes with a chip on their shoulder,
compensate with bulk *and* drive "enthusiastically".

Which is exactly why Ranger drivers in particlular have earned an
appalling reputation, it has become the vehicle of choice for the worst
of the bogan dickheads.
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alvey
2025-01-15 07:43:28 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and
hopefully later to return and pack the groceries with space to
space. but when I get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked
alongside, with just an inch of space next to my car! of course
it's a bloody ranger! damn things should be banned!
With a piss ignorant owner no doubt! Rangers are like that!
And loudmouthed hypocritical fucking toyota drivers are as well,
shit- fer-brains.
https://imgur.com/a/u0wfc0T
Early December, outside BCF in Keysborough.
LOL, proves what I have been saying for years, too many people simply
can't drive, their choice of vehicle makes very little difference.
So in your opinion a shit driver in a Kia Picanto is just as dangerous
to other road users as that same driver in a Ranger or a RAM?
I know it will hurt, but have a think about it.
Also consider that insecure arseholes with a chip on their shoulder,
compensate with bulk *and* drive "enthusiastically".
Which is exactly why Ranger drivers in particlular have earned an
appalling reputation, it has become the vehicle of choice for the worst
of the bogan dickheads.
Another reason why bad drivers buy the hideous things is the old 'Saab
Theory'. This was where people who recognised, consciously or
unconsciously, that they were poor drivers bought Saabs because of their
advertised superior safety features.


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alvey
2025-01-13 07:26:47 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the supermarket,
to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully later to return
and pack the groceries with space to space. but when I get back there's
a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with just an inch of space
next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger! damn things should be
banned!
Hulksters are one of my top pieces of proof that the world is getting
dumber. Not far behind Americans voting Trump in...


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Trevor Wilson
2025-01-13 07:50:21 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the supermarket,
to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully later to return
and pack the groceries with space to space. but when I get back there's
a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with just an inch of space
next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger! damn things should be
banned!
**And that is why you want a Kia EV:

https://www.kia.com/content/dam/kia2/in/en/content/ev6-manual/topics/chapter6_35_2.html

That said, you are correct. Hulksters­™ are a blight on our roads an
carparks.
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Daryl
2025-01-13 08:44:37 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully
later to return and pack the groceries with space to space. but when I
get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with just
an inch of space next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger! damn
things should be banned!
https://www.kia.com/content/dam/kia2/in/en/content/ev6-manual/topics/
chapter6_35_2.html
That said, you are correct. Hulksters­™ are a blight on our roads an
carparks.
Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that you
couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots regardless
of what they drive.
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Xeno
2025-01-13 09:27:01 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully
later to return and pack the groceries with space to space. but when
I get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with
just an inch of space next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger!
damn things should be banned!
https://www.kia.com/content/dam/kia2/in/en/content/ev6-manual/topics/
chapter6_35_2.html
That said, you are correct. Hulksters­™ are a blight on our roads an
carparks.
Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that you
couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots regardless
of what they drive.
Yeah, I get that - you drive a Boxster. Point taken!
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Noddy
2025-01-13 09:40:07 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully
later to return and pack the groceries with space to space. but when
I get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with
just an inch of space next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger!
damn things should be banned!
https://www.kia.com/content/dam/kia2/in/en/content/ev6-manual/topics/
chapter6_35_2.html
That said, you are correct. Hulksters­™ are a blight on our roads an
carparks.
Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that you
couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots regardless
of what they drive.
Absolutely.
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jonz
2025-01-14 03:30:23 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and
hopefully later to return and pack the groceries with space to
space. but when I get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked
alongside, with just an inch of space next to my car! of course
it's a bloody ranger! damn things should be banned!
https://www.kia.com/content/dam/kia2/in/en/content/ev6-manual/topics/
chapter6_35_2.html
That said, you are correct. Hulksters­™ are a blight on our roads an
carparks.
Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that you
couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots
regardless of what they drive.
Absolutely.
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 If PPL *all* parked with their *nearside* closest to the line, the
*problem* would be lessened muchly!. Simples.😉
MightyMouse
2025-01-13 09:56:50 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and
hopefully later to return and pack the groceries with space to
space. but when I get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked
alongside, with just an inch of space next to my car! of course it's
a bloody ranger! damn things should be banned!
https://www.kia.com/content/dam/kia2/in/en/content/ev6-manual/topics/
chapter6_35_2.html
That said, you are correct. Hulksters­™ are a blight on our roads an
carparks.
Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that you
couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots
regardless of what they drive.
yes but, since the Tesla is not as wide there would be more space either
side if it was parked properly
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Noddy
2025-01-13 10:26:59 UTC
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Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that you
couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots
regardless of what they drive.
yes but, since the Tesla is not as wide there would be more space either
side if it was parked properly
There would be if the Ranger was parked properly too. I have no trouble
with mine.
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MightyMouse
2025-01-13 13:04:31 UTC
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Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that you
couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots
regardless of what they drive.
yes but, since the Tesla is not as wide there would be more space
either side if it was parked properly
There would be if the Ranger was parked properly too.
but still not as much as there would be with a Tesla.
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I have no trouble with mine.
just other motorists do
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Noddy
2025-01-13 13:28:34 UTC
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There would be if the Ranger was parked properly too.
but still not as much as there would be with a Tesla.
How would you know, Felix? Have you done comparative tests or are you
just pulling this out of your arse like you usually do?

You didn't mention what model "Tesla" you were talking about, but the
difference in width between a Tesla 3 and a current model Ford Ranger is
60mm, which is just *slightly* smaller than a tennis ball.

Do you think that would make a significant difference to your ease of
entry issues? :)
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I have no trouble with mine.
just other motorists do
Actually they don't Felix. It's only fucktards like you who seem to have
trouble.
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jonz
2025-01-14 03:22:15 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and
hopefully later to return and pack the groceries with space to
space. but when I get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked
alongside, with just an inch of space next to my car! of course
it's a bloody ranger! damn things should be banned!
https://www.kia.com/content/dam/kia2/in/en/content/ev6-manual/topics/
chapter6_35_2.html
That said, you are correct. Hulksters­™ are a blight on our roads an
carparks.
Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that you
couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots
regardless of what they drive.
yes but, since the Tesla is not as wide there would be more space
either side if it was parked properly
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Shopping centres and councils are making spaces as small as possible to
squeeze as many in as they can....At least you acknowledge that *wankers
drive Teslas*
Trevor Wilson
2025-01-13 21:56:16 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully
later to return and pack the groceries with space to space. but when
I get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with
just an inch of space next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger!
damn things should be banned!
https://www.kia.com/content/dam/kia2/in/en/content/ev6-manual/topics/
chapter6_35_2.html
That said, you are correct. Hulksters­™ are a blight on our roads an
carparks.
Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that you
couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots regardless
of what they drive.
**No one denies that idiots drive all manner of different cars. It just
seems to those of us who drive proper cars note that the vast majority
of Hulksters™ are driven by complete morons. Only just yesterday, I was
faced with the choice of being hit by a moron in a Ranger, who was
unable to correctly judge the dimensions of his car and so drove 500mm
over the centre line of the road, thus forcing me to take evasive action.
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2025-01-13 22:05:02 UTC
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**No one denies that idiots drive all manner of different cars. It just
seems to those of us who drive proper cars note that the vast majority
of Hulksters™ are driven by complete morons. Only just yesterday, I was
faced with the choice of being hit by a moron in a Ranger, who was
unable to correctly judge the dimensions of his car and so drove 500mm
over the centre line of the road, thus forcing me to take evasive action.
I had a quick scout of Oz sites recently trying to find accident stats
by vehicle type and couldn't find anything. I suspect that the only
place you could get them would be from insurance company data. Also...
my conspiracy persona reckons that guvmints don't publish them at that
level because they're paid not to by vehicle manufacturers...



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2025-01-13 22:26:24 UTC
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**No one denies that idiots drive all manner of different cars. It
just seems to those of us who drive proper cars note that the vast
majority of Hulksters™ are driven by complete morons. Only just
yesterday, I was faced with the choice of being hit by a moron in a
Ranger, who was unable to correctly judge the dimensions of his car
and so drove 500mm over the centre line of the road, thus forcing me
to take evasive action.
I had a quick scout of Oz sites recently trying to find accident stats
by vehicle type and couldn't find anything. I suspect that the only
place you could get them would be from insurance company data. Also...
my conspiracy persona reckons that guvmints don't publish them at that
level because they're paid not to by vehicle manufacturers...
A two minute read from UNSW.

https://tinyurl.com/2cwtyksf



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jonz
2025-01-14 04:10:05 UTC
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**No one denies that idiots drive all manner of different cars. It
just seems to those of us who drive proper cars note that the vast
majority of Hulksters™ are driven by complete morons. Only just
yesterday, I was faced with the choice of being hit by a moron in a
Ranger, who was unable to correctly judge the dimensions of his car
and so drove 500mm over the centre line of the road, thus forcing me
to take evasive action.
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 If that was noddys yarn, there would be cries of bullshit!...(and a
Ranger was the villain as well)....UH-HUH
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I had a quick scout of Oz sites recently trying to find accident
stats by vehicle type and couldn't find anything. I suspect that the
only place you could get them would be from insurance company data.
Also... my conspiracy persona reckons that guvmints don't publish
them at that level because they're paid not to by vehicle
manufacturers...
A two minute read from UNSW.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

90% of that should be about ones responsibility to keep *themselves*
safe in any situation!. However its cast as vehicles *owners/drivers*
being responsible for every alvy, & felix, that wanders into their path
with spotify at full noise... Or incompetent cunts that see something
bigger than a mini coming towards them,  shit themselves and run into
another vehicle (a mini?) By *that* standard, everything over 1.5t
should be banished.  Trucks and all!. sound stupid? of course it does.
As do uni students after the bong has been around a few times. Nutshell:

                                          *Personal responsibility* and
*proper licence testing*. Instead would be drivers are being tutored to
pass a multi answer test, and drive around the block in an automatic.
Bingo, off ya go!.....
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Noddy
2025-01-14 00:47:15 UTC
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Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that you
couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots
regardless of what they drive.
**No one denies that idiots drive all manner of different cars. It just
seems to those of us who drive proper cars note that the vast majority
of Hulksters™ are driven by complete morons.
So this is opinion, or fact? Just curious ;)
Post by Trevor Wilson
Only just yesterday, I was faced with the choice of being hit by a moron in a Ranger, who was
unable to correctly judge the dimensions of his car and so drove 500mm
over the centre line of the road, thus forcing me to take evasive action.
Oddly enough I've been confronted with the same situation, and by people
in things like Toyota Corollas.
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2025-01-14 00:57:08 UTC
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Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that you
couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots
regardless of what they drive.
**No one denies that idiots drive all manner of different cars. It
just seems to those of us who drive proper cars note that the vast
majority of Hulksters™ are driven by complete morons.
So this is opinion, or fact? Just curious ;)
Post by Trevor Wilson
Only just yesterday, I was faced with the choice of being hit by a
moron in a Ranger, who was unable to correctly judge the dimensions of
his car and so drove 500mm over the centre line of the road, thus
forcing me to take evasive action.
Oddly enough I've been confronted with the same situation, and by people
in things like Toyota Corollas.
Well you will when you drive on their side of the road.
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alvey
2025-01-14 01:13:43 UTC
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Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that you
couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots
regardless of what they drive.
**No one denies that idiots drive all manner of different cars. It
just seems to those of us who drive proper cars note that the vast
majority of Hulksters™ are driven by complete morons.
So this is opinion, or fact? Just curious ;)
He is Curious Stupid. (Name that pop culture reference)
And there's that staggering lack of comprehension again. Unarguably
Trevor is expressing an opinion. So there's only two possible reasons
why he's pecked it out.

1. Neurological
2. He just wants to argue.

Lose - lose there Buffo.
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Post by Trevor Wilson
Only just yesterday, I was faced with the choice of being hit by a
moron in a Ranger, who was unable to correctly judge the dimensions of
his car and so drove 500mm over the centre line of the road, thus
forcing me to take evasive action.
Oddly enough I've been confronted with the same situation, and by people
in things like Toyota Corollas.
In downtown Bumhole (Vic)?
Sure you have Fraudster. I believe you. Honest.


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Trevor Wilson
2025-01-14 02:51:30 UTC
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Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that you
couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots
regardless of what they drive.
**No one denies that idiots drive all manner of different cars. It
just seems to those of us who drive proper cars note that the vast
majority of Hulksters™ are driven by complete morons.
So this is opinion, or fact? Just curious ;)
Post by Trevor Wilson
Only just yesterday, I was faced with the choice of being hit by a
moron in a Ranger, who was unable to correctly judge the dimensions of
his car and so drove 500mm over the centre line of the road, thus
forcing me to take evasive action.
Oddly enough I've been confronted with the same situation, and by people
in things like Toyota Corollas.
**That's one of the nice things about driving a 24 year old, 1,600kg
Nissan, that, at best, is worth 5 Grand. People in Corollas do not play
chicken with me. In fact, the last dickhead who wanted to play chicken
was driving a new, E400 Benz. It was one of those 'zipper' lane changes.
I drive it a few times a week and the vast majority of people are
comfortable to obey NSW road rules and join one for one. Anyway, I let
the guy on my left into the lane and about 2 Metres behind him was this
fuckwit in his Benz, demanding to be let in. I judged that his car was
worth 20 ~ 25 times the value of my car and held my nerve. He backed off
then leaned on his horn for the next couple of kms. Fucking idiot. I
love driving an old shitheap. Great for parking in the local Westfield too.
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2025-01-14 03:03:04 UTC
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Only just yesterday, I was faced with the choice of being hit by a
moron in a Ranger, who was unable to correctly judge the dimensions
of his car and so drove 500mm over the centre line of the road, thus
forcing me to take evasive action.
Oddly enough I've been confronted with the same situation, and by
people in things like Toyota Corollas.
**That's one of the nice things about driving a 24 year old, 1,600kg
Nissan, that, at best, is worth 5 Grand. People in Corollas do not play
chicken with me. In fact, the last dickhead who wanted to play chicken
was driving a new, E400 Benz. It was one of those 'zipper' lane changes.
I drive it a few times a week and the vast majority of people are
comfortable to obey NSW road rules and join one for one. Anyway, I let
the guy on my left into the lane and about 2 Metres behind him was this
fuckwit in his Benz, demanding to be let in. I judged that his car was
worth 20 ~ 25 times the value of my car and held my nerve. He backed off
then leaned on his horn for the next couple of kms. Fucking idiot. I
love driving an old shitheap. Great for parking in the local Westfield too.
Yeah, okay. Not sure what this had to do with anything being discussed
here, but anyway.

I see people on the wrong side of the road all the time, and that's due
largely to where I live. I live just outside of Bacchus Marsh, and go
into town every day for my morning coffee and paper. The road leading
into Bacchus Marsh is the Avenue of Honour, which is a well known
stretch of a few km's, and it's a 60km/h single lane each way with
double lines for most of it's length. It's a popular tourist spot thanks
to the strawberry farm and fruit orchids.

It's *also* a popular road for cyclists, and because it has no bike lane
and a dirt shoulder, the cyclists naturally tend to ride to the right of
the lane edge. This causes a *lot* of car driving retards to give them a
wide berth when going around them, with some going completely over the
double lines in doing so. Such people seem to be of the opinion that in
doing so they have right of way over the traffic coming their way on the
other side of the road, and while Commodore drivers are far and away the
biggest retard demographic on our roads this kind of behaviour attracts
all kinds from the smallest cars to the largest trucks.

Suffice to say, stupid behaviour isn't confined to people who drive utes.
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Noddy.
Xeno
2025-01-14 04:46:02 UTC
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Post by Trevor Wilson
Only just yesterday, I was faced with the choice of being hit by a
moron in a Ranger, who was unable to correctly judge the dimensions
of his car and so drove 500mm over the centre line of the road, thus
forcing me to take evasive action.
Oddly enough I've been confronted with the same situation, and by
people in things like Toyota Corollas.
**That's one of the nice things about driving a 24 year old, 1,600kg
Nissan, that, at best, is worth 5 Grand. People in Corollas do not
play chicken with me. In fact, the last dickhead who wanted to play
chicken was driving a new, E400 Benz. It was one of those 'zipper'
lane changes. I drive it a few times a week and the vast majority of
people are comfortable to obey NSW road rules and join one for one.
Anyway, I let the guy on my left into the lane and about 2 Metres
behind him was this fuckwit in his Benz, demanding to be let in. I
judged that his car was worth 20 ~ 25 times the value of my car and
held my nerve. He backed off then leaned on his horn for the next
couple of kms. Fucking idiot. I love driving an old shitheap. Great
for parking in the local Westfield too.
Yeah, okay. Not sure what this had to do with anything being discussed
here, but anyway.
I see people on the wrong side of the road all the time, and that's due
largely to where I live. I live just outside of Bacchus Marsh, and go
into town every day for my morning coffee and paper. The road leading
into Bacchus Marsh is the Avenue of Honour, which is a well known
stretch of a few km's, and it's a 60km/h single lane each way with
double lines for most of it's length. It's a popular tourist spot thanks
to the strawberry farm and fruit orchids.
It's *also* a popular road for cyclists, and because it has no bike lane
and a dirt shoulder, the cyclists naturally tend to ride to the right of
the lane edge. This causes a *lot* of car driving retards to give them a
wide berth when going around them, with some going completely over the
double lines in doing so. Such people seem to be of the opinion that in
doing so they have right of way over the traffic coming their way on the
other side of the road, and while Commodore drivers are far and away the
biggest retard demographic on our roads this kind of behaviour attracts
all kinds from the smallest cars to the largest trucks.
Suffice to say, stupid behaviour isn't confined to people who drive utes.
Not confined to but hulkster drivers form the majority of deadheads on
the road.
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(with apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson)
Clocky
2025-01-15 02:17:57 UTC
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Post by Trevor Wilson
Post by Noddy
Post by Trevor Wilson
Only just yesterday, I was faced with the choice of being hit by a
moron in a Ranger, who was unable to correctly judge the dimensions
of his car and so drove 500mm over the centre line of the road,
thus forcing me to take evasive action.
Oddly enough I've been confronted with the same situation, and by
people in things like Toyota Corollas.
**That's one of the nice things about driving a 24 year old, 1,600kg
Nissan, that, at best, is worth 5 Grand. People in Corollas do not
play chicken with me. In fact, the last dickhead who wanted to play
chicken was driving a new, E400 Benz. It was one of those 'zipper'
lane changes. I drive it a few times a week and the vast majority of
people are comfortable to obey NSW road rules and join one for one.
Anyway, I let the guy on my left into the lane and about 2 Metres
behind him was this fuckwit in his Benz, demanding to be let in. I
judged that his car was worth 20 ~ 25 times the value of my car and
held my nerve. He backed off then leaned on his horn for the next
couple of kms. Fucking idiot. I love driving an old shitheap. Great
for parking in the local Westfield too.
Yeah, okay. Not sure what this had to do with anything being discussed
here, but anyway.
I see people on the wrong side of the road all the time, and that's
due largely to where I live. I live just outside of Bacchus Marsh, and
go into town every day for my morning coffee and paper. The road
leading into Bacchus Marsh is the Avenue of Honour, which is a well
known stretch of a few km's, and it's a 60km/h single lane each way
with double lines for most of it's length. It's a popular tourist spot
thanks to the strawberry farm and fruit orchids.
It's *also* a popular road for cyclists, and because it has no bike
lane and a dirt shoulder, the cyclists naturally tend to ride to the
right of the lane edge. This causes a *lot* of car driving retards to
give them a wide berth when going around them, with some going
completely over the double lines in doing so. Such people seem to be
of the opinion that in doing so they have right of way over the
traffic coming their way on the other side of the road, and while
Commodore drivers are far and away the biggest retard demographic on
our roads this kind of behaviour attracts all kinds from the smallest
cars to the largest trucks.
Suffice to say, stupid behaviour isn't confined to people who drive utes.
Not confined to but hulkster drivers form the majority of deadheads on
the road.
Without a shadow of a doubt.
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2025-01-15 07:45:20 UTC
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Post by Xeno
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Post by Trevor Wilson
Post by Noddy
Post by Trevor Wilson
Only just yesterday, I was faced with the choice of being hit by a
moron in a Ranger, who was unable to correctly judge the
dimensions of his car and so drove 500mm over the centre line of
the road, thus forcing me to take evasive action.
Oddly enough I've been confronted with the same situation, and by
people in things like Toyota Corollas.
**That's one of the nice things about driving a 24 year old, 1,600kg
Nissan, that, at best, is worth 5 Grand. People in Corollas do not
play chicken with me. In fact, the last dickhead who wanted to play
chicken was driving a new, E400 Benz. It was one of those 'zipper'
lane changes. I drive it a few times a week and the vast majority of
people are comfortable to obey NSW road rules and join one for one.
Anyway, I let the guy on my left into the lane and about 2 Metres
behind him was this fuckwit in his Benz, demanding to be let in. I
judged that his car was worth 20 ~ 25 times the value of my car and
held my nerve. He backed off then leaned on his horn for the next
couple of kms. Fucking idiot. I love driving an old shitheap. Great
for parking in the local Westfield too.
Yeah, okay. Not sure what this had to do with anything being
discussed here, but anyway.
I see people on the wrong side of the road all the time, and that's
due largely to where I live. I live just outside of Bacchus Marsh,
and go into town every day for my morning coffee and paper. The road
leading into Bacchus Marsh is the Avenue of Honour, which is a well
known stretch of a few km's, and it's a 60km/h single lane each way
with double lines for most of it's length. It's a popular tourist
spot thanks to the strawberry farm and fruit orchids.
It's *also* a popular road for cyclists, and because it has no bike
lane and a dirt shoulder, the cyclists naturally tend to ride to the
right of the lane edge. This causes a *lot* of car driving retards to
give them a wide berth when going around them, with some going
completely over the double lines in doing so. Such people seem to be
of the opinion that in doing so they have right of way over the
traffic coming their way on the other side of the road, and while
Commodore drivers are far and away the biggest retard demographic on
our roads this kind of behaviour attracts all kinds from the smallest
cars to the largest trucks.
Suffice to say, stupid behaviour isn't confined to people who drive utes.
Not confined to but hulkster drivers form the majority of deadheads on
the road.
Without a shadow of a doubt.
There's nothing more threatening on the roads at this time of year than
the jacked Hulkster wearing P plates.


alvey

Xeno
2025-01-14 04:35:17 UTC
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Post by Daryl
Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that you
couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots
regardless of what they drive.
**No one denies that idiots drive all manner of different cars. It
just seems to those of us who drive proper cars note that the vast
majority of Hulksters™ are driven by complete morons.
So this is opinion, or fact? Just curious ;)
Post by Trevor Wilson
Only just yesterday, I was faced with the choice of being hit by a
moron in a Ranger, who was unable to correctly judge the dimensions
of his car and so drove 500mm over the centre line of the road, thus
forcing me to take evasive action.
Oddly enough I've been confronted with the same situation, and by
people in things like Toyota Corollas.
**That's one of the nice things about driving a 24 year old, 1,600kg
Nissan, that, at best, is worth 5 Grand. People in Corollas do not play
chicken with me. In fact, the last dickhead who wanted to play chicken
was driving a new, E400 Benz. It was one of those 'zipper' lane changes.
I drive it a few times a week and the vast majority of people are
comfortable to obey NSW road rules and join one for one. Anyway, I let
the guy on my left into the lane and about 2 Metres behind him was this
fuckwit in his Benz, demanding to be let in. I judged that his car was
worth 20 ~ 25 times the value of my car and held my nerve. He backed off
then leaned on his horn for the next couple of kms. Fucking idiot. I
love driving an old shitheap. Great for parking in the local Westfield too.
Why do you think I liked driving the old Marinas around. When people saw
you in one of those they assumed, rightly or wrongly, no insurance and
no care. They steered well clear and the more grotty the Marina, the
greater the gap.
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(with apologies to Ralph Waldo Emerson)
jonz
2025-01-14 04:51:35 UTC
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Post by Noddy
Post by Trevor Wilson
Post by Daryl
Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that
you couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots
regardless of what they drive.
**No one denies that idiots drive all manner of different cars. It
just seems to those of us who drive proper cars note that the vast
majority of Hulksters™ are driven by complete morons.
So this is opinion, or fact? Just curious ;)
Post by Trevor Wilson
Only just yesterday, I was faced with the choice of being hit by a
moron in a Ranger, who was unable to correctly judge the dimensions
of his car and so drove 500mm over the centre line of the road, thus
forcing me to take evasive action.
Oddly enough I've been confronted with the same situation, and by
people in things like Toyota Corollas.
**That's one of the nice things about driving a 24 year old, 1,600kg
Nissan, that, at best, is worth 5 Grand. People in Corollas do not
play chicken with me. In fact, the last dickhead who wanted to play
chicken was driving a new, E400 Benz. It was one of those 'zipper'
lane changes. I drive it a few times a week and the vast majority of
people are comfortable to obey NSW road rules and join one for one.
Anyway, I let the guy on my left into the lane and about 2 Metres
behind him was this fuckwit in his Benz, demanding to be let in. I
judged that his car was worth 20 ~ 25 times the value of my car and
held my nerve. He backed off then leaned on his horn for the next
couple of kms. Fucking idiot. I love driving an old shitheap. Great
for parking in the local Westfield too.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 What a fuckin' stupid act *that* would be!. makes you a stereotypical 
*road rager*...
    *YOU* are a stereotypical  *road rager*
Trevor Wilson
2025-01-14 05:24:53 UTC
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Post by Trevor Wilson
Post by Noddy
Post by Trevor Wilson
Post by Daryl
Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that
you couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots
regardless of what they drive.
**No one denies that idiots drive all manner of different cars. It
just seems to those of us who drive proper cars note that the vast
majority of Hulksters™ are driven by complete morons.
So this is opinion, or fact? Just curious ;)
Post by Trevor Wilson
Only just yesterday, I was faced with the choice of being hit by a
moron in a Ranger, who was unable to correctly judge the dimensions
of his car and so drove 500mm over the centre line of the road, thus
forcing me to take evasive action.
Oddly enough I've been confronted with the same situation, and by
people in things like Toyota Corollas.
**That's one of the nice things about driving a 24 year old, 1,600kg
Nissan, that, at best, is worth 5 Grand. People in Corollas do not
play chicken with me. In fact, the last dickhead who wanted to play
chicken was driving a new, E400 Benz. It was one of those 'zipper'
lane changes. I drive it a few times a week and the vast majority of
people are comfortable to obey NSW road rules and join one for one.
Anyway, I let the guy on my left into the lane and about 2 Metres
behind him was this fuckwit in his Benz, demanding to be let in. I
judged that his car was worth 20 ~ 25 times the value of my car and
held my nerve. He backed off then leaned on his horn for the next
couple of kms. Fucking idiot. I love driving an old shitheap. Great
for parking in the local Westfield too.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 What a fuckin' stupid act *that* would be!. makes you a stereotypical
*road rager*...
    *YOU* are a stereotypical  *road rager*
**Umm, not quite. _I_ was not the one breaking NSW road rules by
sounding the horn needlessly for several minutes. I was the one
following the road rules by taking my turn at the zipper lane change.

See #4:

https://www.wentworth.nsw.gov.au/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/top-10-misunderstood-road-rules.pdf

I was car B, except that I was in front of car A, thus giving me right
or way.
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jonz
2025-01-14 06:12:23 UTC
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Post by jonz
Post by Trevor Wilson
Post by Noddy
Post by Trevor Wilson
Post by Daryl
Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that
you couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots
regardless of what they drive.
**No one denies that idiots drive all manner of different cars. It
just seems to those of us who drive proper cars note that the vast
majority of Hulksters™ are driven by complete morons.
So this is opinion, or fact? Just curious ;)
Post by Trevor Wilson
Only just yesterday, I was faced with the choice of being hit by a
moron in a Ranger, who was unable to correctly judge the
dimensions of his car and so drove 500mm over the centre line of
the road, thus forcing me to take evasive action.
Oddly enough I've been confronted with the same situation, and by
people in things like Toyota Corollas.
**That's one of the nice things about driving a 24 year old, 1,600kg
Nissan, that, at best, is worth 5 Grand. People in Corollas do not
play chicken with me. In fact, the last dickhead who wanted to play
chicken was driving a new, E400 Benz. It was one of those 'zipper'
lane changes. I drive it a few times a week and the vast majority of
people are comfortable to obey NSW road rules and join one for one.
Anyway, I let the guy on my left into the lane and about 2 Metres
behind him was this fuckwit in his Benz, demanding to be let in. I
judged that his car was worth 20 ~ 25 times the value of my car and
held my nerve. He backed off then leaned on his horn for the next
couple of kms. Fucking idiot. I love driving an old shitheap. Great
for parking in the local Westfield too.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  What a fuckin' stupid act *that* would be!. makes you a
stereotypical *road rager*...
     *YOU* are a stereotypical  *road rager*
**Umm, not quite. _I_ was not the one breaking NSW road rules by
sounding the horn needlessly for several minutes. I was the one
following the road rules by taking my turn at the zipper lane change.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 However, in doing so, *you* created a situation by not letting the
horn blower in.  His *intentions* were *Obviously* clear to you, however
*you* decided that *your* balls were bigger than his. Closed any gap and
things escalated . Both at fault,sure!. But *you* had the opportunity to
deflate the situation, by being the*level headed* one!. Didya? no, you
was gunna show 'im. Pfffttt....Then poasted it here.🙁
Post by Trevor Wilson
https://www.wentworth.nsw.gov.au/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/top-10-misunderstood-road-rules.pdf
I was car B, except that I was in front of car A, thus giving me right
or way.
Keithr0
2025-01-14 06:29:23 UTC
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Post by jonz
Post by Trevor Wilson
Post by Noddy
Post by Trevor Wilson
Post by Daryl
Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that
you couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots
regardless of what they drive.
**No one denies that idiots drive all manner of different cars. It
just seems to those of us who drive proper cars note that the vast
majority of Hulksters™ are driven by complete morons.
So this is opinion, or fact? Just curious ;)
Post by Trevor Wilson
Only just yesterday, I was faced with the choice of being hit by a
moron in a Ranger, who was unable to correctly judge the dimensions
of his car and so drove 500mm over the centre line of the road,
thus forcing me to take evasive action.
Oddly enough I've been confronted with the same situation, and by
people in things like Toyota Corollas.
**That's one of the nice things about driving a 24 year old, 1,600kg
Nissan, that, at best, is worth 5 Grand. People in Corollas do not
play chicken with me. In fact, the last dickhead who wanted to play
chicken was driving a new, E400 Benz. It was one of those 'zipper'
lane changes. I drive it a few times a week and the vast majority of
people are comfortable to obey NSW road rules and join one for one.
Anyway, I let the guy on my left into the lane and about 2 Metres
behind him was this fuckwit in his Benz, demanding to be let in. I
judged that his car was worth 20 ~ 25 times the value of my car and
held my nerve. He backed off then leaned on his horn for the next
couple of kms. Fucking idiot. I love driving an old shitheap. Great
for parking in the local Westfield too.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  What a fuckin' stupid act *that* would be!. makes you a
stereotypical *road rager*...
     *YOU* are a stereotypical  *road rager*
**Umm, not quite. _I_ was not the one breaking NSW road rules by
sounding the horn needlessly for several minutes. I was the one
following the road rules by taking my turn at the zipper lane change.
https://www.wentworth.nsw.gov.au/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/top-10-
misunderstood-road-rules.pdf
I was car B, except that I was in front of car A, thus giving me right
or way.
One of the most annoying people on the road is the one where you are the
last in a queue approaching a lane merge, and the arsehole coming up in
the left lane from behind has to push in front of you despite there
being nobody behind you.
MightyMouse
2025-01-14 06:47:19 UTC
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Post by Noddy
Post by Trevor Wilson
Post by Daryl
Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that
you couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are
idiots regardless of what they drive.
**No one denies that idiots drive all manner of different cars.
It just seems to those of us who drive proper cars note that the
vast majority of Hulksters™ are driven by complete morons.
So this is opinion, or fact? Just curious ;)
Post by Trevor Wilson
Only just yesterday, I was faced with the choice of being hit by
a moron in a Ranger, who was unable to correctly judge the
dimensions of his car and so drove 500mm over the centre line of
the road, thus forcing me to take evasive action.
Oddly enough I've been confronted with the same situation, and by
people in things like Toyota Corollas.
**That's one of the nice things about driving a 24 year old,
1,600kg Nissan, that, at best, is worth 5 Grand. People in Corollas
do not play chicken with me. In fact, the last dickhead who wanted
to play chicken was driving a new, E400 Benz. It was one of those
'zipper' lane changes. I drive it a few times a week and the vast
majority of people are comfortable to obey NSW road rules and join
one for one. Anyway, I let the guy on my left into the lane and
about 2 Metres behind him was this fuckwit in his Benz, demanding
to be let in. I judged that his car was worth 20 ~ 25 times the
value of my car and held my nerve. He backed off then leaned on his
horn for the next couple of kms. Fucking idiot. I love driving an
old shitheap. Great for parking in the local Westfield too.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  What a fuckin' stupid act *that* would be!. makes you a
stereotypical *road rager*...
     *YOU* are a stereotypical  *road rager*
**Umm, not quite. _I_ was not the one breaking NSW road rules by
sounding the horn needlessly for several minutes. I was the one
following the road rules by taking my turn at the zipper lane change.
https://www.wentworth.nsw.gov.au/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/top-10-
misunderstood-road-rules.pdf
I was car B, except that I was in front of car A, thus giving me
right or way.
One of the most annoying people on the road is the one where you are
the last in a queue approaching a lane merge, and the arsehole coming
up in the left lane from behind has to push in front of you despite
there being nobody behind you.
you shouldn't let them. I find the most annoying driver is the one who
dawdles off at an intersection right turn lane when the traffic light
turns green, stops one car length into the intersection, and waits for
all the oncoming traffic to stop when our light to turns red again, so
he's the only one who gets to turn
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stay sane, be happy, and enjoy living.
Trevor Wilson
2025-01-14 08:17:41 UTC
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Post by Trevor Wilson
Post by Daryl
Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that
you couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots
regardless of what they drive.
**No one denies that idiots drive all manner of different cars. It
just seems to those of us who drive proper cars note that the vast
majority of Hulksters™ are driven by complete morons.
So this is opinion, or fact? Just curious ;)
Post by Trevor Wilson
Only just yesterday, I was faced with the choice of being hit by a
moron in a Ranger, who was unable to correctly judge the
dimensions of his car and so drove 500mm over the centre line of
the road, thus forcing me to take evasive action.
Oddly enough I've been confronted with the same situation, and by
people in things like Toyota Corollas.
**That's one of the nice things about driving a 24 year old, 1,600kg
Nissan, that, at best, is worth 5 Grand. People in Corollas do not
play chicken with me. In fact, the last dickhead who wanted to play
chicken was driving a new, E400 Benz. It was one of those 'zipper'
lane changes. I drive it a few times a week and the vast majority of
people are comfortable to obey NSW road rules and join one for one.
Anyway, I let the guy on my left into the lane and about 2 Metres
behind him was this fuckwit in his Benz, demanding to be let in. I
judged that his car was worth 20 ~ 25 times the value of my car and
held my nerve. He backed off then leaned on his horn for the next
couple of kms. Fucking idiot. I love driving an old shitheap. Great
for parking in the local Westfield too.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  What a fuckin' stupid act *that* would be!. makes you a
stereotypical *road rager*...
     *YOU* are a stereotypical  *road rager*
**Umm, not quite. _I_ was not the one breaking NSW road rules by
sounding the horn needlessly for several minutes. I was the one
following the road rules by taking my turn at the zipper lane change.
https://www.wentworth.nsw.gov.au/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/top-10-
misunderstood-road-rules.pdf
I was car B, except that I was in front of car A, thus giving me right
or way.
One of the most annoying people on the road is the one where you are the
last in a queue approaching a lane merge, and the arsehole coming up in
the left lane from behind has to push in front of you despite there
being nobody behind you.
**Yep and it's illegal in NSW.
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2025-01-14 07:25:23 UTC
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Post by Daryl
Would it be any easier if a wanker in Tesla parked so close that
you couldn't open your door to get in, point is idiots are idiots
regardless of what they drive.
**No one denies that idiots drive all manner of different cars. It
just seems to those of us who drive proper cars note that the vast
majority of Hulksters™ are driven by complete morons.
So this is opinion, or fact? Just curious ;)
Post by Trevor Wilson
Only just yesterday, I was faced with the choice of being hit by a
moron in a Ranger, who was unable to correctly judge the dimensions
of his car and so drove 500mm over the centre line of the road,
thus forcing me to take evasive action.
Oddly enough I've been confronted with the same situation, and by
people in things like Toyota Corollas.
**That's one of the nice things about driving a 24 year old, 1,600kg
Nissan, that, at best, is worth 5 Grand. People in Corollas do not
play chicken with me. In fact, the last dickhead who wanted to play
chicken was driving a new, E400 Benz. It was one of those 'zipper'
lane changes. I drive it a few times a week and the vast majority of
people are comfortable to obey NSW road rules and join one for one.
Anyway, I let the guy on my left into the lane and about 2 Metres
behind him was this fuckwit in his Benz, demanding to be let in. I
judged that his car was worth 20 ~ 25 times the value of my car and
held my nerve. He backed off then leaned on his horn for the next
couple of kms. Fucking idiot. I love driving an old shitheap. Great
for parking in the local Westfield too.
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  What a fuckin' stupid act *that* would be!. makes you a
stereotypical *road rager*...
     *YOU* are a stereotypical  *road rager*
**Umm, not quite. _I_ was not the one breaking NSW road rules by
sounding the horn needlessly for several minutes. I was the one
following the road rules by taking my turn at the zipper lane change.
https://www.wentworth.nsw.gov.au/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/top-10-
misunderstood-road-rules.pdf
I was car B, except that I was in front of car A, thus giving me right
or way.
People who don't understand how a zipper merge works should zip their gobs!
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MightyMouse
2025-01-13 09:08:17 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully
later to return and pack the groceries with space to space. but when
I get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with
just an inch of space next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger!
damn things should be banned!
https://www.kia.com/content/dam/kia2/in/en/content/ev6-manual/topics/chapter6_35_2.html
I had no trouble driving out, it's just that I had barely enough room to
get into the car
Post by Trevor Wilson
That said, you are correct. Hulksters­™ are a blight on our roads an
carparks.
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2025-01-14 05:11:27 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and
hopefully later to return and pack the groceries with space to
spare. I *commanded* the cars to *remain* until I returned! but they
didn`t listen! 🙁 cunts!. Soo when I get back there's a bloody great
hulkster parked alongside, with just an *inch* of space next to my
car!  One *inch*,of course it's a bloody ranger!  I sat down and had
wee cry 😭. After that I sqeeezed my self through that *one inch*
gap, and  drove away feeling deflated...😕 .  damn things should be
banned!
https://www.kia.com/content/dam/kia2/in/en/content/ev6-manual/topics/chapter6_35_2.html
I had no trouble driving out, it's just that I had barely enough room
to get into the car
Post by Trevor Wilson
That said, you are correct. Hulksters­™ are a blight on our roads an
carparks.
Noddy
2025-01-13 09:39:47 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully
later to return and pack the groceries with space to space. but when I
get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with just
an inch of space next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger! damn
things should be banned!
https://www.kia.com/content/dam/kia2/in/en/content/ev6-manual/topics/
chapter6_35_2.html
You don't need the wankery of an electric vehicle to do that. Our diesel
Sorento does it as well.
Post by Trevor Wilson
That said, you are correct. Hulksters­™ are a blight on our roads an
carparks.
So are Karens who whine about everyone else doing what *they* want.
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2025-01-13 09:45:31 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully
later to return and pack the groceries with space to space. but when
I get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with
just an inch of space next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger!
damn things should be banned!
https://www.kia.com/content/dam/kia2/in/en/content/ev6-manual/topics/
chapter6_35_2.html
You don't need the wankery of an electric vehicle to do that. Our diesel
Sorento does it as well.
Yeah, we saw evidence of that.
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Post by Trevor Wilson
That said, you are correct. Hulksters­™ are a blight on our roads an
carparks.
So are Karens who whine about everyone else doing what *they* want.
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alvey
2025-01-13 10:52:03 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully
later to return and pack the groceries with space to space. but when
I get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with
just an inch of space next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger!
damn things should be banned!
https://www.kia.com/content/dam/kia2/in/en/content/ev6-manual/topics/
chapter6_35_2.html
You don't need the wankery of an electric vehicle to do that. Our diesel
Sorento does it as well.
Post by Trevor Wilson
That said, you are correct. Hulksters­™ are a blight on our roads an
carparks.
So are Karens who whine about everyone else doing what *they* want.
Your raise an interesting question Fraudster.
Are Karens worse than Darrens?

I know how I'm voting...


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2025-01-13 09:38:12 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the supermarket,
to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully later to return
and pack the groceries with space to space. but when I get back there's
a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with just an inch of space
next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger! damn things should be
banned!
ROTFL :)

If you think a Ranger is a "hulkster" then there is something wrong with
you :)
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https://ibb.co/Ct3GqgQ
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2025-01-13 09:44:47 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully
later to return and pack the groceries with space to space. but when I
get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with just
an inch of space next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger! damn
things should be banned!
ROTFL :)
If you think a Ranger is a "hulkster" then there is something wrong with
you :)
It is, and it's even worse when they put a lift under them. Saw one this
morning that had to have a 5 or 6 inch lift (probably dynamic), it
looked so ridiculous, especially with all that *clear air* under the
wheel arches. I shudder to think what the stability would be like.
What's more, I'll bet that unit never even sees a bush track in its
entire life - just like your mid-life crisis won't.
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MightyMouse
2025-01-14 05:30:07 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully
later to return and pack the groceries with space to space. but when
I get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with
just an inch of space next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger!
damn things should be banned!
ROTFL :)
If you think a Ranger is a "hulkster" then there is something wrong
with you :)
Post by MightyMouse
https://ibb.co/Ct3GqgQ
and of course it's a Ford. the only ppl who would buy that are those who
think owning a bigger car somehow makes them superior to everyone else
on the road. know anyone like that, do you?
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2025-01-14 06:12:27 UTC
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ROTFL :)
If you think a Ranger is a "hulkster" then there is something wrong
with you :)
Post by MightyMouse
https://ibb.co/Ct3GqgQ
and of course it's a Ford. the only ppl who would buy that are those who
think owning a bigger car somehow makes them superior to everyone else
on the road. know anyone like that, do you?
Not very well. There's a guy in Lindsay Ave (you know, where you stopped
and took your scenic Merrimu photos) who owns an F150 that is the same
model as the one in the pic, but he hasn't lived here all that long and
I only know him well enough to say "Hi".
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2025-01-14 07:32:42 UTC
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ROTFL :)
If you think a Ranger is a "hulkster" then there is something wrong
with you :)
Post by MightyMouse
https://ibb.co/Ct3GqgQ
and of course it's a Ford. the only ppl who would buy that are those
who think owning a bigger car somehow makes them superior to everyone
else on the road. know anyone like that, do you?
Not very well. There's a guy in Lindsay Ave (you know, where you stopped
and took your scenic Merrimu photos) who owns an F150 that is the same
model as the one in the pic, but he hasn't lived here all that long and
I only know him well enough to say "Hi".
That's about as well as *he* wants to get to know you, courteous,
polite, but stays well clear of the bullshit sprays.
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2025-01-14 04:23:10 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the supermarket,
to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully later to return
and pack the groceries with space to space. but when I get back there's
a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with just an inch of space
next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger!
Lucky it wasnt a "bloody hilux", hey?
Post by MightyMouse
damn things should be
banned!
Did you take a photo... you know, for proof?
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2025-01-14 04:55:52 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully
later to return and pack the groceries with space to space. but when
I get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with
just an inch of space next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger!
Lucky it wasnt a "bloody hilux", hey?
Post by MightyMouse
damn things should be banned!
Did you take a photo... you know, for proof?
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2025-01-14 04:57:22 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully
later to return and pack the groceries with space to space. but when I
get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with just
an inch of space next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger!
Lucky it wasnt a "bloody hilux", hey?
Post by MightyMouse
damn things should be banned!
Did you take a photo... you know, for proof?
Lol :) The no life tard probably did :)
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2025-01-14 05:31:21 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and
hopefully later to return and pack the groceries with space to
space. but when I get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked
alongside, with just an inch of space next to my car! of course it's
a bloody ranger!
Lucky it wasnt a "bloody hilux", hey?
Post by MightyMouse
damn things should be banned!
Did you take a photo... you know, for proof?
Lol :) The no life tard probably did :)
look whose talkin..
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2025-01-14 06:08:49 UTC
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Lucky it wasnt a "bloody hilux", hey?
Post by MightyMouse
damn things should be banned!
Did you take a photo... you know, for proof?
Lol :) The no life tard probably did :)
look whose talkin..
Yeah, me. I take photos at the request of people. Unlike you who feels
it necessary to drive to someone's street where you take photos of spoon
drains and fences and paddocks while you had a carload of friends with
you, but reckon you never drove past the house to take a peek because
that would be "just weird" :)
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2025-01-14 07:31:01 UTC
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Lucky it wasnt a "bloody hilux", hey?
Post by MightyMouse
damn things should be banned!
Did you take a photo... you know, for proof?
Lol :) The no life tard probably did :)
look whose talkin..
Yeah, me. I take photos at the request of people. Unlike you who feels
it necessary to drive to someone's street where you take photos of spoon
drains and fences and paddocks while you had a carload of friends with
you, but reckon you never drove past the house to take a peek because
that would be "just weird" :)
No, that would be a *tourist* taking photos of an area he was falsely
told was *scenic*. Turns out, he discovered it was a lie, the area is
desolate, as proven by the photos.
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2025-01-14 08:07:56 UTC
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Lucky it wasnt a "bloody hilux", hey?
Post by MightyMouse
damn things should be banned!
Did you take a photo... you know, for proof?
Lol :) The no life tard probably did :)
look whose talkin..
Yeah, me. I take photos at the request of people. Unlike you who
feels it necessary to drive to someone's street where you take photos
of spoon drains and fences and paddocks while you had a carload of
friends with you, but reckon you never drove past the house to take a
peek because that would be "just weird" :)
No, that would be a *tourist* taking photos of an area he was falsely
told was *scenic*. Turns out, he discovered it was a lie, the area is
desolate, as proven by the photos.
yep!
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2025-01-14 09:30:11 UTC
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No, that would be a *tourist* taking photos of an area he was falsely
told was *scenic*. Turns out, he discovered it was a lie, the area is
desolate, as proven by the photos.
yep!
Letting him speak for you again I see, Felix? Do you think he does that
because he assumes that you're not capable of answering yourself without
fucking it up? :)
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2025-01-14 10:07:48 UTC
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No, that would be a *tourist* taking photos of an area he was
falsely told was *scenic*. Turns out, he discovered it was a lie,
the area is desolate, as proven by the photos.
yep!
Letting him speak for you again I see, Felix? Do you think he does
that because he assumes that you're not capable of answering yourself
without fucking it up? :)
I don't control what Xeno chooses to reply to, when and how. only a
goose like you would think it's even possible.
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2025-01-14 11:10:45 UTC
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No, that would be a *tourist* taking photos of an area he was
falsely told was *scenic*. Turns out, he discovered it was a lie,
the area is desolate, as proven by the photos.
yep!
Letting him speak for you again I see, Felix? Do you think he does
that because he assumes that you're not capable of answering yourself
without fucking it up? :)
I don't control what Xeno chooses to reply to, when and how. only a
goose like you would think it's even possible.
Darren still doesn't know how usenet works. Anyone can reply to any post
no matter to whom said post was directed. That's because this is a
*public forum*. If he really wants privacy, he really needs to take it
to email!
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alvey
2025-01-14 07:42:07 UTC
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Lucky it wasnt a "bloody hilux", hey?
Post by MightyMouse
damn things should be banned!
Did you take a photo... you know, for proof?
Lol :) The no life tard probably did :)
look whose talkin..
Yeah, me. I take photos at the request of people. Unlike you who feels
it necessary to drive to someone's street where you take photos of spoon
drains and fences and paddocks while you had a carload of friends with
you, but reckon you never drove past the house to take a peek because
that would be "just weird" :)
He wouldn't have had time. What with the strawberry farm and fruit
orchards to see...



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Poca
2025-01-14 11:55:34 UTC
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Post by MightyMouse
damn things should be banned!
Did you take a photo... you know, for proof?
Lol :) The no life tard probably did :)
look whose talkin..
Yeah, me. I take photos at the request of people. Unlike you who feels
it necessary to drive to someone's street where you take photos of spoon
drains and fences and paddocks while you had a carload of friends with
you, but reckon you never drove past the house to take a peek because
that would be "just weird" :)
lol!
Fraudster accusing someone of lying. That's redefined 'laughable'.



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2025-01-14 05:30:55 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully
later to return and pack the groceries with space to space. but when
I get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with
just an inch of space next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger!
Lucky it wasnt a "bloody hilux", hey?
Post by MightyMouse
damn things should be banned!
Did you take a photo... you know, for proof?
didn't think of it
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2025-01-14 06:13:19 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and hopefully
later to return and pack the groceries with space to space. but when
I get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked alongside, with
just an inch of space next to my car! of course it's a bloody ranger!
Lucky it wasnt a "bloody hilux", hey?
Post by MightyMouse
damn things should be banned!
Did you take a photo... you know, for proof?
didn't think of it
Really? But you think nothing of keeping copies of every pic I ever
post, right?

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2025-01-14 07:33:10 UTC
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so I find a nice parking spot between two small cars at the
supermarket, to give me plently of room to exit my car, and
hopefully later to return and pack the groceries with space to
space. but when I get back there's a bloody great hulkster parked
alongside, with just an inch of space next to my car! of course it's
a bloody ranger!
Lucky it wasnt a "bloody hilux", hey?
Post by MightyMouse
damn things should be banned!
Did you take a photo... you know, for proof?
didn't think of it
Really? But you think nothing of keeping copies of every pic I ever
post, right?
:)
Evidence, ever heard of it?
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