Big Bull bars

[Gonz]

Local guy here has a commodore ute with this massive ally bull bar on the
front, like this bull bar is prolly around a foot higher than the bonnet, it
looks so yuck, when I first seen it I were stoped at a red light and the
couple in the car next to me were laughing at it too, he also has the 4
spotties on the roll bar and big mud flaps.

This guy needs to be told how ugly it looks with the bull bar.

[feral]

Post by Gonz
Local guy here has a commodore ute with this massive ally bull bar on the
front, like this bull bar is prolly around a foot higher than the bonnet, it
looks so yuck, when I first seen it I were stoped at a red light and the
couple in the car next to me were laughing at it too, he also has the 4
spotties on the roll bar and big mud flaps.
This guy needs to be told how ugly it looks with the bull bar.

Is he a big bloke or a little bloke Gonz???

[a9x5l]

Post by Gonz
Local guy here has a commodore ute with this massive ally bull bar on
the front, like this bull bar is prolly around a foot higher than the
bonnet, it looks so yuck, when I first seen it I were stoped at a red
light and the couple in the car next to me were laughing at it too, he
also has the 4 spotties on the roll bar and big mud flaps.
This guy needs to be told how ugly it looks with the bull bar.

Saw a commodore ute while passing through Terang recently with a bull bar
that looked like it was cut from a Kenworth and the aerials hanging off it
were big enough to double as footy goal posts.

[feral]

Post by a9x5l
Saw a commodore ute while passing through Terang recently with a bull bar
that looked like it was cut from a Kenworth and the aerials hanging off it
were big enough to double as footy goal posts.

How difficult would it be to score a "major" IYO ????

[Shane]

Post by Gonz
Local guy here has a commodore ute with this massive ally bull bar on the
front, like this bull bar is prolly around a foot higher than the bonnet,
it looks so yuck, when I first seen it I were stoped at a red light and
the couple in the car next to me were laughing at it too, he also has the
4 spotties on the roll bar and big mud flaps.
This guy needs to be told how ugly it looks with the bull bar.

Many utes around my way have large bull bars. Banning these on light
commercials will results in *B&S Ball Rage*. That's like banning the Bundy
mud flaps, the 2,000,000,000 candle power spotties, exhaust stacks, Lee
Kernaghan signatured panels, long neck tinnie holders and clearance lights.
Good luck.

BTW, I can remember seeing a really crappy Ford ute around my way. It was a
beaten up shitbox but instead of having a 'Longreach' sticker on the
tailgate, it had a professionally done *Dryreach* one instead. :)))))

[feral]

Post by Shane
BTW, I can remember seeing a really crappy Ford ute around my way. It was a
beaten up shitbox but instead of having a 'Longreach' sticker on the
tailgate, it had a professionally done *Dryreach* one instead. :)))))

Haven't done that for decades. :-)

And it was on a dive boat. Forgot my "patch". :-(

He's a sick puppy.

[Diesel Damo]

That's like banning the Bundy mud flaps, the 2,000,000,000
candle power spotties, exhaust stacks, Lee Kernaghan
signatured panels, long neck tinnie holders and clearance
lights.

Don't forget the side steps that give them such low ground clearance
that they can only be driven on the best of black tops.

I saw one on the weekend that had more smoke blowing out of it's
exhaust stacks than *any* truck I've ever seen. Don't know what the
smoke was from though - prolly a smoke machine he'd installed to look
kool. Fukn.

Geez, I'm really not in a good mood today...

[Tsunami]

Post by Gonz
Local guy here has a commodore ute with this massive ally bull bar on the
front, like this bull bar is prolly around a foot higher than the bonnet, it
looks so yuck, when I first seen it I were stoped at a red light and the
couple in the car next to me were laughing at it too, he also has the 4
spotties on the roll bar and big mud flaps.
This guy needs to be told how ugly it looks with the bull bar.

Yes they look shite, but dude you really need to get out of the city more
often ;-)

[Jason James]

Post by Gonz
Local guy here has a commodore ute with this massive ally bull bar on the
front, like this bull bar is prolly around a foot higher than the bonnet, it
looks so yuck, when I first seen it I were stoped at a red light and the
couple in the car next to me were laughing at it too, he also has the 4
spotties on the roll bar and big mud flaps.
This guy needs to be told how ugly it looks with the bull bar.

Dozens of like utes in the scrub,....even up untill 6 or so years ago the
venerable HQ -HX ute preferabley with a V8 was THE go amongst the
cow-cockeys and sons.

The side-lights appear to be a mutation or what happens when a Kenworth
fucks a Holden ute.


Jason

[Rainbow Warrior]

Post by Gonz
Local guy here has a commodore ute with this massive ally bull bar on the
front, like this bull bar is prolly around a foot higher than the bonnet, it
looks so yuck, when I first seen it I were stoped at a red light and the
couple in the car next to me were laughing at it too, he also has the 4
spotties on the roll bar and big mud flaps.
This guy needs to be told how ugly it looks with the bull bar.

Maybe not, all very funny till you compare the results of a roo vs a pretty
boy chrome loop.

[sheik yerbouti]

On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 23:33:16 +1000, "Rainbow Warrior"

Post by Rainbow Warrior

Post by Gonz
This guy needs to be told how ugly it looks with the bull bar.

Maybe not, all very funny till you compare the results of a roo vs a pretty
boy chrome loop.

australia is about the only country in the world where bullbars are
fitted to vehicles. yes of course they are in other countries, but
*mostly* in very small nos.

why is that? we are hardly the only country in which the risk of
animal strike is present.

---
sheik's auto service centre
88 Wilsons Rd Doncaster 3108
[phone], http://www.freewebs.com/sheik_yerbouti
specialising in transmission service

[Graham W]

Post by sheik yerbouti
australia is about the only country in the world where bullbars are
fitted to vehicles. yes of course they are in other countries, but
*mostly* in very small nos.
why is that? we are hardly the only country in which the risk of
animal strike is present.

There's more to it than just that. Animal strike is at least as much of
an issue in many parts of Canada, and doubtless other places. On the
other hand, there's no point fitting a bullbar to protect the front of
your bonnet from the moose's legs if the rest of it is going to land in
your windscreen and kill you just the same. So in Canada and the
northern states of the US, instead of fitting dirty great bullbars, they
try to avoid hittng wildlife.

Roos are large enough that a bullbar offers some protection and low
enough to the ground that a bullbar does more than simply remove the
legs neatly whilst leaving the carcass to land in your lap.

[Kieron]

Post by Graham W
There's more to it than just that. Animal strike is at least as much of
an issue in many parts of Canada, and doubtless other places. On the
other hand, there's no point fitting a bullbar to protect the front of
your bonnet from the moose's legs if the rest of it is going to land in
your windscreen and kill you just the same. So in Canada and the
northern states of the US, instead of fitting dirty great bullbars, they
try to avoid hittng wildlife.

Same applies in Middle Eastern countries due to camels as well, was
driving down the Kings Hwy in Jordan and saw quite a few cars with
crushed roof sections dumped on the side of the road.

[feral]

Post by Kieron
Same applies in Middle Eastern countries due to camels as well,

You must get out of the city more. :-)

[Kieron]

Post by feral

Post by Kieron
Same applies in Middle Eastern countries due to camels as well,

You must get out of the city more. :-)

I do every now and again, nice for a weekend escape but fuck living
there, give me traffic jams and smog :)

[Diesel Damo]

Post by Kieron
give me traffic jams and smog :)

LOL @ the brutal honesty =)

[feral]

Post by Kieron
I do every now and again, nice for a weekend escape but fuck living
there, give me traffic jams and smog :)

Give me camel slobber, bulldust and bore water. Ahhh, so fresh
and clean out there. ;-)

[sheik yerbouti]

Post by Kieron
Same applies in Middle Eastern countries due to camels as well, was
driving down the Kings Hwy in Jordan and saw quite a few cars with
crushed roof sections dumped on the side of the road.

that's a good point but of course there are still plenty of animals in
other countries which are of varying sizes and which a bullbar would
be of benefit for.

but they don't fit them...

---
sheik's auto service centre
88 Wilsons Rd Doncaster 3108
[phone], http://www.freewebs.com/sheik_yerbouti
specialising in transmission service

[Rainbow Warrior]

Post by sheik yerbouti
On Tue, 22 Feb 2005 23:33:16 +1000, "Rainbow Warrior"

Post by Rainbow Warrior

Post by Gonz
This guy needs to be told how ugly it looks with the bull bar.

Maybe not, all very funny till you compare the results of a roo vs a pretty
boy chrome loop.

australia is about the only country in the world where bullbars are
fitted to vehicles. yes of course they are in other countries, but
*mostly* in very small nos.
why is that? we are hardly the only country in which the risk of
animal strike is present.

Maybe other countries enjoy having their cars written off by animal's? Maybe
we have more roo's per km?

Post by sheik yerbouti
---
sheik's auto service centre
88 Wilsons Rd Doncaster 3108
[phone], http://www.freewebs.com/sheik_yerbouti
specialising in transmission service

[sheik yerbouti]

On Wed, 23 Feb 2005 19:11:48 +1000, "Rainbow Warrior"

Post by Rainbow Warrior

Post by sheik yerbouti
australia is about the only country in the world where bullbars are
fitted to vehicles. yes of course they are in other countries, but
*mostly* in very small nos.
why is that? we are hardly the only country in which the risk of
animal strike is present.

Maybe other countries enjoy having their cars written off by animal's? Maybe
we have more roo's per km?

maybe it's just more fashionable here to fit bullbars.

judging by the no. of city 4WDs with them, i'd say that's the most
likely answer.

---
sheik's auto service centre
88 Wilsons Rd Doncaster 3108
[phone], http://www.freewebs.com/sheik_yerbouti
specialising in transmission service

[reg-john]

Post by sheik yerbouti
On Wed, 23 Feb 2005 19:11:48 +1000, "Rainbow Warrior"

Post by Rainbow Warrior

Post by sheik yerbouti
australia is about the only country in the world where bullbars are
fitted to vehicles. yes of course they are in other countries, but
*mostly* in very small nos.
why is that? we are hardly the only country in which the risk of
animal strike is present.

Maybe other countries enjoy having their cars written off by animal's? Maybe
we have more roo's per km?

maybe it's just more fashionable here to fit bullbars.
judging by the no. of city 4WDs with them, i'd say that's the most
likely answer.

fashionable. a word used by hypocrites the world over. unless you cna
honestly say absolutely nothing you do in life is at all influenced by how
it looks to others. then ill apologise.

Post by sheik yerbouti
---
sheik's auto service centre
88 Wilsons Rd Doncaster 3108
[phone], http://www.freewebs.com/sheik_yerbouti
specialising in transmission service

[feral]

Post by reg-john
fashionable. a word used by hypocrites the world over. unless you cna
honestly say absolutely nothing you do in life is at all influenced by how
it looks to others. then ill apologise.

couldn't give a flying. a phrase used by me, because at my age
that's how I feel about other peoples opinion of me and what
I do in MY life.

Now apologise. :-)

[w***@yahoo.com]

Post by feral

Post by reg-john
fashionable. a word used by hypocrites the world over. unless you cna
honestly say absolutely nothing you do in life is at all influenced by how
it looks to others. then ill apologise.

couldn't give a flying. a phrase used by me, because at my age
that's how I feel about other peoples opinion of me and what
I do in MY life.
Now apologise. :-)

"Fuckem," a phrase used by me and mine when we express our opinion of
city bound hyundai excel driving pussy boys when they whine about the
bars on the front of my personal transport. Of course, on a night out
in the big smoke, a bull bar also doubles as an obnoxious drunken
bastard bar. I love the sound of their stupid thick skulls bouncing of
the top bar - "BOOOONG.."

[atec]

Post by reg-john

Post by feral

Post by reg-john
fashionable. a word used by hypocrites the world over. unless you

cna

Post by feral

Post by reg-john
honestly say absolutely nothing you do in life is at all influenced

by how

Post by feral

Post by reg-john
it looks to others. then ill apologise.

couldn't give a flying. a phrase used by me, because at my age
that's how I feel about other peoples opinion of me and what
I do in MY life.
Now apologise. :-)

"Fuckem," a phrase used by me and mine when we express our opinion of
city bound hyundai excel driving pussy boys when they whine about the
bars on the front of my personal transport. Of course, on a night out
in the big smoke, a bull bar also doubles as an obnoxious drunken
bastard bar. I love the sound of their stupid thick skulls bouncing of
the top bar - "BOOOONG.."

MMM raciest over tones there (3rd Harmonic)

[w***@yahoo.com]

Post by atec

Post by reg-john

Post by feral

Post by reg-john
fashionable. a word used by hypocrites the world over. unless you

cna

Post by feral

Post by reg-john
honestly say absolutely nothing you do in life is at all

influenced

Post by atec

Post by reg-john
by how

Post by feral

Post by reg-john
it looks to others. then ill apologise.

couldn't give a flying. a phrase used by me, because at my age
that's how I feel about other peoples opinion of me and what
I do in MY life.
Now apologise. :-)

"Fuckem," a phrase used by me and mine when we express our opinion of
city bound hyundai excel driving pussy boys when they whine about the
bars on the front of my personal transport. Of course, on a night out
in the big smoke, a bull bar also doubles as an obnoxious drunken
bastard bar. I love the sound of their stupid thick skulls bouncing of
the top bar - "BOOOONG.."

MMM raciest over tones there (3rd Harmonic)

The only racist, old cock, is you. Clearly you don't drive a real
vehicle with a real steel bull bar so you have never had the satisfying
experience of hearing that beautiful resonant tone from real Australian
BHP steel.

If only the barramundi would bite as hard and as fast as you did.

[feral]

Post by w***@yahoo.com

Post by atec
MMM raciest over tones there (3rd Harmonic)

The only racist, old cock, is you. Clearly you don't drive a real
vehicle with a real steel bull bar so you have never had the satisfying
experience of hearing that beautiful resonant tone from real Australian
BHP steel.
If only the barramundi would bite as hard and as fast as you did.

Oooooooooh, 110cm of grunt. Let the fight begin. :-)

[w***@yahoo.com]

Post by feral

Post by w***@yahoo.com

Post by atec
MMM raciest over tones there (3rd Harmonic)

The only racist, old cock, is you. Clearly you don't drive a real
vehicle with a real steel bull bar so you have never had the

satisfying

Post by feral

Post by w***@yahoo.com
experience of hearing that beautiful resonant tone from real

Australian

Post by feral

Post by w***@yahoo.com
BHP steel.
If only the barramundi would bite as hard and as fast as you did.

Oooooooooh, 110cm of grunt. Let the fight begin. :-)

I love the way the kids jump up and down and squeal when I poke them
with a stick. It's something to do until the barra are back on the bite.

[feral]

Post by reg-john

Post by feral

Post by reg-john
fashionable. a word used by hypocrites the world over. unless you

cna

Post by feral

Post by reg-john
honestly say absolutely nothing you do in life is at all influenced

by how

Post by feral

Post by reg-john
it looks to others. then ill apologise.

couldn't give a flying. a phrase used by me, because at my age
that's how I feel about other peoples opinion of me and what
I do in MY life.
Now apologise. :-)

"Fuckem," a phrase used by me and mine when we express our opinion of
city bound hyundai excel driving pussy boys when they whine about the
bars on the front of my personal transport. Of course, on a night out
in the big smoke, a bull bar also doubles as an obnoxious drunken
bastard bar. I love the sound of their stupid thick skulls bouncing of
the top bar - "BOOOONG.."

Sounds more like a FNQ or NT comment. :-0

[Rainbow Warrior]

Post by sheik yerbouti
On Wed, 23 Feb 2005 19:11:48 +1000, "Rainbow Warrior"

Post by Rainbow Warrior

Post by sheik yerbouti
australia is about the only country in the world where bullbars are
fitted to vehicles. yes of course they are in other countries, but
*mostly* in very small nos.
why is that? we are hardly the only country in which the risk of
animal strike is present.

Maybe other countries enjoy having their cars written off by animal's? Maybe
we have more roo's per km?

maybe it's just more fashionable here to fit bullbars.
judging by the no. of city 4WDs with them, i'd say that's the most
likely answer.

And most of them are either alloy or plastic and softer than the factory
crhome steel bar anyway.

[sheik yerbouti]

On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 20:33:09 +1000, "Rainbow Warrior"

Post by Rainbow Warrior

Post by sheik yerbouti
maybe it's just more fashionable here to fit bullbars.
judging by the no. of city 4WDs with them, i'd say that's the most
likely answer.

And most of them are either alloy or plastic and softer than the factory
crhome steel bar anyway.

most are factory fit aren't they? the majority of 4WDs are sold new
with bullbars as standard FWIU

---
sheik's auto service centre
88 Wilsons Rd Doncaster 3108
[phone], http://www.freewebs.com/sheik_yerbouti
specialising in transmission service

[Noddy]

Post by sheik yerbouti
most are factory fit aren't they? the majority of 4WDs are sold new
with bullbars as standard FWIU

Not as far as I'm aware.

Most bullbars are made locally by after-market suppliers, and sold as
"dealer fit" accessory items

--
Regards,
Noddy.

[Kieron]

Post by Noddy

Post by sheik yerbouti
most are factory fit aren't they? the majority of 4WDs are sold new
with bullbars as standard FWIU

Not as far as I'm aware.
Most bullbars are made locally by after-market suppliers, and sold as
"dealer fit" accessory items

Thats certainly the case in WA, can't say i've seen a plastic SUV type
roobar neither, 99% appear to be alloy.

[Rainbow Warrior]

Post by Kieron

Post by Noddy

Post by sheik yerbouti
most are factory fit aren't they? the majority of 4WDs are sold new
with bullbars as standard FWIU

Not as far as I'm aware.
Most bullbars are made locally by after-market suppliers, and sold as
"dealer fit" accessory items

Thats certainly the case in WA, can't say i've seen a plastic SUV type
roobar neither, 99% appear to be alloy.

Yes and they are softer than they look, don't assume they're 2mm steel just
because they powder coat them black.

[Rainbow Warrior]

Post by sheik yerbouti
On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 20:33:09 +1000, "Rainbow Warrior"

Post by Rainbow Warrior

Post by sheik yerbouti
maybe it's just more fashionable here to fit bullbars.
judging by the no. of city 4WDs with them, i'd say that's the most
likely answer.

And most of them are either alloy or plastic and softer than the factory
crhome steel bar anyway.

most are factory fit aren't they? the majority of 4WDs are sold new
with bullbars as standard FWIU

Only as options, and they're not made by factory, you are probably blinker
eyed and can't see all the Pajero's & Patrols with factory bars.

[Graham W]

Post by Gonz
Local guy here has a commodore ute with this massive ally bull bar on the
front, like this bull bar is prolly around a foot higher than the bonnet, it
looks so yuck, when I first seen it I were stoped at a red light and the
couple in the car next to me were laughing at it too, he also has the 4
spotties on the roll bar and big mud flaps.
This guy needs to be told how ugly it looks with the bull bar.

Some of you guys are downright xenophobic about anyone who chooses to
drive something different to your own narrowly defined ideal car.

[kevcat]

Post by Graham W

Post by Gonz
Local guy here has a commodore ute with this massive ally bull bar on the
front, like this bull bar is prolly around a foot higher than the bonnet, it
looks so yuck, when I first seen it I were stoped at a red light and the
couple in the car next to me were laughing at it too, he also has the 4
spotties on the roll bar and big mud flaps.
This guy needs to be told how ugly it looks with the bull bar.

Anywhere west of the last streetlight you will find these
the criteria is something like this

Ute-
anything as long as it is a single cab(extra cabs are sort of ok)
V8 is the prefered choice and gets top cred, diesels are next, 4&6
petrols are quite low in cred value
it MUST have a min of 75% of rear window covered in B&S, Bundy Rum, Cow
Horn and XXXX stickers
extra value if you can cover the guards and bonnet with large Bundy Bear
or XXXX sticker
it will need to have a bug deflector on the bonnet, and it must be a
coloured one,

bullbar-
Min 5 poster cow catcher type, min 8 inches above the bonnet height, min
4 bull lights, min 2 "whitestick" UHF antennas at least 3 metres or
higher, min 2 truck mudflaps at the outer edge, CAT is the prefered
brand but Mack is a close second, and for that finishing touch a couple
of old waterbags
extra credits if you can fit a set of long horn cow horns, more bull
lights and antennas(these don't need to be connected to anything

The Rear-
MUST contain a roll bar with at min 4 bull lights and as many antennas
as you can(again they don't need to work) fit between the lights("one
flash and your ash" stickers should be placed on the rear of lights)
exhaust stacks are only good if you have a diesel, petrols don't blow
black smoke
Must have min 1 x Blue cattle dog, other pig hunting breeds are
acceptable, small yap yaps will get you bashed to death
heavy duty tow bar for tug of wars and pulling stuff down with
and last rear mudflaps, again CAT are the prefered choice, they should
be fitted right at the rear and inwards 8 inches from the outer corner
and two is all thats needed, smaller mudflaps should be fitted just
behind the rear wheels and covered in as much mud and grass as possible

Wheels-
anything that can have tyres fitted, don't even think of fitting18 inch
rims and low-pro tyres, they are no good for circle work in the paddocks
because of the rocks and stumps you will hit
tyres need to throw as much mud and crap when doing such circle work

you only need to wash your class bit of gear when heading into the big
smoke, but don't go overboard. water is precious out in the sticks, a
quick hose down from the nearest bore pump will do just fine

clean and polished utes are either new and have just been picked up or
driven by wanker wannabes

Post by Graham W
Some of you guys are downright xenophobic about anyone who chooses to
drive something different to your own narrowly defined ideal car.

but they are not different, they are exactly the same as the 3 million
other bushie feral utes

check out the "feral utes" in google
you'll see what it's all about

Kev

[feral]

Post by kevcat
check out the "feral utes" in google
you'll see what it's all about

And this has absolutely nothing to do with
me.......................yet. :-)

[atec]

Post by kevcat

Post by Graham W

Post by Gonz
Local guy here has a commodore ute with this massive ally bull bar on the
front, like this bull bar is prolly around a foot higher than the bonnet, it
looks so yuck, when I first seen it I were stoped at a red light and the
couple in the car next to me were laughing at it too, he also has the 4
spotties on the roll bar and big mud flaps.
This guy needs to be told how ugly it looks with the bull bar.

Anywhere west of the last streetlight you will find these
the criteria is something like this
Ute-
anything as long as it is a single cab(extra cabs are sort of ok)
V8 is the prefered choice and gets top cred, diesels are next, 4&6
petrols are quite low in cred value
it MUST have a min of 75% of rear window covered in B&S, Bundy Rum, Cow
Horn and XXXX stickers
extra value if you can cover the guards and bonnet with large Bundy Bear
or XXXX sticker
it will need to have a bug deflector on the bonnet, and it must be a
coloured one,
bullbar-
Min 5 poster cow catcher type, min 8 inches above the bonnet height, min
4 bull lights, min 2 "whitestick" UHF antennas at least 3 metres or
higher, min 2 truck mudflaps at the outer edge, CAT is the prefered
brand but Mack is a close second, and for that finishing touch a couple
of old waterbags
extra credits if you can fit a set of long horn cow horns, more bull
lights and antennas(these don't need to be connected to anything
The Rear-
MUST contain a roll bar with at min 4 bull lights and as many antennas
as you can(again they don't need to work) fit between the lights("one
flash and your ash" stickers should be placed on the rear of lights)
exhaust stacks are only good if you have a diesel, petrols don't blow
black smoke
Must have min 1 x Blue cattle dog, other pig hunting breeds are
acceptable, small yap yaps will get you bashed to death
heavy duty tow bar for tug of wars and pulling stuff down with
and last rear mudflaps, again CAT are the prefered choice, they should
be fitted right at the rear and inwards 8 inches from the outer corner
and two is all thats needed, smaller mudflaps should be fitted just
behind the rear wheels and covered in as much mud and grass as possible
Wheels-
anything that can have tyres fitted, don't even think of fitting18 inch
rims and low-pro tyres, they are no good for circle work in the paddocks
because of the rocks and stumps you will hit
tyres need to throw as much mud and crap when doing such circle work
you only need to wash your class bit of gear when heading into the big
smoke, but don't go overboard. water is precious out in the sticks, a
quick hose down from the nearest bore pump will do just fine
clean and polished utes are either new and have just been picked up or
driven by wanker wannabes

Post by Graham W
Some of you guys are downright xenophobic about anyone who chooses to
drive something different to your own narrowly defined ideal car.

but they are not different, they are exactly the same as the 3 million
other bushie feral utes
check out the "feral utes" in google
you'll see what it's all about
Kev

drove about 15 k this morning , saw at least 3 utes fitting the
description , and we are way east of the last light ..

[Rainbow Warrior]

Post by atec

Post by kevcat

Post by Graham W

Post by Gonz
Local guy here has a commodore ute with this massive ally bull bar on the
front, like this bull bar is prolly around a foot higher than the bonnet, it
looks so yuck, when I first seen it I were stoped at a red light and the
couple in the car next to me were laughing at it too, he also has the 4
spotties on the roll bar and big mud flaps.
This guy needs to be told how ugly it looks with the bull bar.

Anywhere west of the last streetlight you will find these
the criteria is something like this
Ute-
anything as long as it is a single cab(extra cabs are sort of ok)
V8 is the prefered choice and gets top cred, diesels are next, 4&6
petrols are quite low in cred value
it MUST have a min of 75% of rear window covered in B&S, Bundy Rum, Cow
Horn and XXXX stickers
extra value if you can cover the guards and bonnet with large Bundy Bear
or XXXX sticker
it will need to have a bug deflector on the bonnet, and it must be a
coloured one,
bullbar-
Min 5 poster cow catcher type, min 8 inches above the bonnet height, min
4 bull lights, min 2 "whitestick" UHF antennas at least 3 metres or
higher, min 2 truck mudflaps at the outer edge, CAT is the prefered
brand but Mack is a close second, and for that finishing touch a couple
of old waterbags
extra credits if you can fit a set of long horn cow horns, more bull
lights and antennas(these don't need to be connected to anything
The Rear-
MUST contain a roll bar with at min 4 bull lights and as many antennas
as you can(again they don't need to work) fit between the lights("one
flash and your ash" stickers should be placed on the rear of lights)
exhaust stacks are only good if you have a diesel, petrols don't blow
black smoke
Must have min 1 x Blue cattle dog, other pig hunting breeds are
acceptable, small yap yaps will get you bashed to death
heavy duty tow bar for tug of wars and pulling stuff down with
and last rear mudflaps, again CAT are the prefered choice, they should
be fitted right at the rear and inwards 8 inches from the outer corner
and two is all thats needed, smaller mudflaps should be fitted just
behind the rear wheels and covered in as much mud and grass as possible
Wheels-
anything that can have tyres fitted, don't even think of fitting18 inch
rims and low-pro tyres, they are no good for circle work in the paddocks
because of the rocks and stumps you will hit
tyres need to throw as much mud and crap when doing such circle work
you only need to wash your class bit of gear when heading into the big
smoke, but don't go overboard. water is precious out in the sticks, a
quick hose down from the nearest bore pump will do just fine
clean and polished utes are either new and have just been picked up or
driven by wanker wannabes

Post by Graham W
Some of you guys are downright xenophobic about anyone who chooses to
drive something different to your own narrowly defined ideal car.

but they are not different, they are exactly the same as the 3 million
other bushie feral utes
check out the "feral utes" in google
you'll see what it's all about
Kev

drove about 15 k this morning , saw at least 3 utes fitting the
description , and we are way east of the last light ..

Good thing ricers never go west.

[w***@yahoo.com]

Post by atec
drove about 15 k this morning ,

Geez, the last of the long distance drivers.

saw at least 3 utes fitting the

Post by atec
description ,

Must be in Sydney.

[atec]

Post by kevcat

Post by Graham W

Post by Gonz
Local guy here has a commodore ute with this massive ally bull bar on the
front, like this bull bar is prolly around a foot higher than the bonnet, it
looks so yuck, when I first seen it I were stoped at a red light and the
couple in the car next to me were laughing at it too, he also has the 4
spotties on the roll bar and big mud flaps.
This guy needs to be told how ugly it looks with the bull bar.

Anywhere west of the last streetlight you will find these
the criteria is something like this
Ute-
anything as long as it is a single cab(extra cabs are sort of ok)
V8 is the prefered choice and gets top cred, diesels are next, 4&6
petrols are quite low in cred value
it MUST have a min of 75% of rear window covered in B&S, Bundy Rum, Cow
Horn and XXXX stickers
extra value if you can cover the guards and bonnet with large Bundy Bear
or XXXX sticker
it will need to have a bug deflector on the bonnet, and it must be a
coloured one,
bullbar-
Min 5 poster cow catcher type, min 8 inches above the bonnet height, min
4 bull lights, min 2 "whitestick" UHF antennas at least 3 metres or
higher, min 2 truck mudflaps at the outer edge, CAT is the prefered
brand but Mack is a close second, and for that finishing touch a couple
of old waterbags
extra credits if you can fit a set of long horn cow horns, more bull
lights and antennas(these don't need to be connected to anything
The Rear-
MUST contain a roll bar with at min 4 bull lights and as many antennas
as you can(again they don't need to work) fit between the lights("one
flash and your ash" stickers should be placed on the rear of lights)
exhaust stacks are only good if you have a diesel, petrols don't blow
black smoke
Must have min 1 x Blue cattle dog, other pig hunting breeds are
acceptable, small yap yaps will get you bashed to death
heavy duty tow bar for tug of wars and pulling stuff down with
and last rear mudflaps, again CAT are the prefered choice, they should
be fitted right at the rear and inwards 8 inches from the outer corner
and two is all thats needed, smaller mudflaps should be fitted just
behind the rear wheels and covered in as much mud and grass as possible
Wheels-
anything that can have tyres fitted, don't even think of fitting18 inch
rims and low-pro tyres, they are no good for circle work in the paddocks
because of the rocks and stumps you will hit
tyres need to throw as much mud and crap when doing such circle work
you only need to wash your class bit of gear when heading into the big
smoke, but don't go overboard. water is precious out in the sticks, a
quick hose down from the nearest bore pump will do just fine
clean and polished utes are either new and have just been picked up or
driven by wanker wannabes

Post by Graham W
Some of you guys are downright xenophobic about anyone who chooses to
drive something different to your own narrowly defined ideal car.

but they are not different, they are exactly the same as the 3 million
other bushie feral utes
check out the "feral utes" in google
you'll see what it's all about
Kev

http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Pit/9026/feral.html

[Rainbow Warrior]

Post by Graham W

Post by Gonz
Local guy here has a commodore ute with this massive ally bull bar on the
front, like this bull bar is prolly around a foot higher than the bonnet, it
looks so yuck, when I first seen it I were stoped at a red light and the
couple in the car next to me were laughing at it too, he also has the 4
spotties on the roll bar and big mud flaps.
This guy needs to be told how ugly it looks with the bull bar.

Some of you guys are downright xenophobic about anyone who chooses to
drive something different to your own narrowly defined ideal car.

Too right and they'd have a fit if some bushie started sprouting about
tinted windows, aircon, DVD players, mags, polished trays, coloured seats &
Nismo stickers.

Learn to see the value in individuallity, otherwise imagine how cool it
would be if everyone drove the same car as you with the same body kit,
colour & mags. You couldn't knock anybody then.

[kevcat]

Post by Rainbow Warrior
Learn to see the value in individuallity, otherwise imagine how cool it
would be if everyone drove the same car as you with the same body kit,
colour & mags. You couldn't knock anybody then.

Like all those late model Commondores with HSV kits?
Ricers with bigger wings and exhausts than a 747
or all those XY Fords with GT badges and shakers

or my Landcruiser with winch bar and winch, lifted springs and BFG A/Ts
or my BA with boot spoiler and fog lights

sad huh


Kev

[Rainbow Warrior]

Post by kevcat

Post by Rainbow Warrior
Learn to see the value in individuallity, otherwise imagine how cool it
would be if everyone drove the same car as you with the same body kit,
colour & mags. You couldn't knock anybody then.

Like all those late model Commondores with HSV kits?
Ricers with bigger wings and exhausts than a 747
or all those XY Fords with GT badges and shakers
or my Landcruiser with winch bar and winch, lifted springs and BFG A/Ts
or my BA with boot spoiler and fog lights
sad huh
Kev

Yep A/T's are fer girls (unless you have a second set of Claws for play
tyres).

[feral]

Post by Rainbow Warrior
Yep A/T's are fer girls (unless you have a second set of Claws for play
tyres).

I just don't care what you call me, so there. :-P

[atec]

Post by feral

Post by Rainbow Warrior
Yep A/T's are fer girls (unless you have a second set of Claws for play
tyres).

I just don't care what you call me, so there. :-P

Pleased to hear it you deficating old prick .

[feral]

Post by atec

Post by feral

Post by Rainbow Warrior
Yep A/T's are fer girls (unless you have a second set of Claws for play
tyres).

I just don't care what you call me, so there. :-P

Pleased to hear it you deficating old prick .

LOL
The shift key is fixed again.
Still gotta fix that space b4 your period. :-P

[atec]

Post by feral

Post by atec

Post by feral

Post by Rainbow Warrior
Yep A/T's are fer girls (unless you have a second set of Claws for play
tyres).

I just don't care what you call me, so there. :-P

Pleased to hear it you deficating old prick .

LOL
The shift key is fixed again.
Still gotta fix that space b4 your period. :-P

and you're still a silly old and useless shortened dick.. still might
consider shouting you a beer at this stage unlike some. ( wouldnt offer
them a stalebottleofpiss

[Rainbow Warrior]

Post by atec

Post by feral

Post by atec

Post by feral

Post by Rainbow Warrior
Yep A/T's are fer girls (unless you have a second set of Claws for play
tyres).

I just don't care what you call me, so there. :-P

Pleased to hear it you deficating old prick .

LOL
The shift key is fixed again.
Still gotta fix that space b4 your period. :-P

and you're still a silly old and useless shortened dick.. still might
consider shouting you a beer at this stage unlike some. ( wouldnt offer
them a stalebottleofpiss

Well stuff you I'll bring my own stale bottle of cat piss, but then again I
don't drink VB :-)

[atec]

Post by Rainbow Warrior

Post by atec

Post by feral

Post by atec

Post by feral

Post by Rainbow Warrior
Yep A/T's are fer girls (unless you have a second set of Claws for

play

Post by atec

Post by feral

Post by atec

Post by feral

Post by Rainbow Warrior
tyres).

I just don't care what you call me, so there. :-P

Pleased to hear it you deficating old prick .

LOL
The shift key is fixed again.
Still gotta fix that space b4 your period. :-P

and you're still a silly old and useless shortened dick.. still might
consider shouting you a beer at this stage unlike some. ( wouldnt offer
them a stalebottleofpiss

Well stuff you I'll bring my own stale bottle of cat piss, but then again I
don't drink VB :-)

Neither do I . I prefer Rye but needent waste it on a cockroach like you
, though I suspect a drop of XXXX might be ok seeing its cheapish

[Rainbow Warrior]

Post by atec

Post by Rainbow Warrior

Post by atec

Post by feral

Post by atec

Post by feral

Post by Rainbow Warrior
Yep A/T's are fer girls (unless you have a second set of Claws for

play

Post by atec

Post by feral

Post by atec

Post by feral

Post by Rainbow Warrior
tyres).

I just don't care what you call me, so there. :-P

Pleased to hear it you deficating old prick .

LOL
The shift key is fixed again.
Still gotta fix that space b4 your period. :-P

and you're still a silly old and useless shortened dick.. still might
consider shouting you a beer at this stage unlike some. ( wouldnt offer
them a stalebottleofpiss

Well stuff you I'll bring my own stale bottle of cat piss, but then again I
don't drink VB :-)

Neither do I . I prefer Rye but needent waste it on a cockroach like you
, though I suspect a drop of XXXX might be ok seeing its cheapish

Rye, that's a bread aint it? :-)

[Toby Ponsenby]

Post by Rainbow Warrior
Rye, that's a bread aint it? :-)

Also a type of whoumour.

[atec]

Post by Toby Ponsenby

Post by Rainbow Warrior
Rye, that's a bread aint it? :-)

Also a type of whoumour.

and a drop of nfi

[kevcat]

Post by Rainbow Warrior

Post by kevcat

Post by Rainbow Warrior
Learn to see the value in individuallity, otherwise imagine how cool it
would be if everyone drove the same car as you with the same body kit,
colour & mags. You couldn't knock anybody then.

Like all those late model Commondores with HSV kits?
Ricers with bigger wings and exhausts than a 747
or all those XY Fords with GT badges and shakers
or my Landcruiser with winch bar and winch, lifted springs and BFG A/Ts
or my BA with boot spoiler and fog lights
sad huh
Kev

Yep A/T's are fer girls (unless you have a second set of Claws for play
tyres).

the guy I bought the thing off had just fitted a new set
he was a bit sissy looking
looking at a set of bobcat tyres on 16inch rims for the Hilux
a shit load more stake and punchure resistant than any road tyre
maybe not

Kev

[Rainbow Warrior]

Post by kevcat

Post by Rainbow Warrior

Post by kevcat

Post by Rainbow Warrior
Learn to see the value in individuallity, otherwise imagine how cool it
would be if everyone drove the same car as you with the same body kit,
colour & mags. You couldn't knock anybody then.

Like all those late model Commondores with HSV kits?
Ricers with bigger wings and exhausts than a 747
or all those XY Fords with GT badges and shakers
or my Landcruiser with winch bar and winch, lifted springs and BFG A/Ts
or my BA with boot spoiler and fog lights
sad huh
Kev

Yep A/T's are fer girls (unless you have a second set of Claws for play
tyres).

the guy I bought the thing off had just fitted a new set
he was a bit sissy looking
looking at a set of bobcat tyres on 16inch rims for the Hilux
a shit load more stake and punchure resistant than any road tyre
maybe not
Kev

There's a place called Neta Tyres at Northgate that can sell you 32" bobcat
retreads to fit 15" rims.

[BREAKER]

Hey Gonz, can i ask what you drive? the bar is big for a reason mate it
called animals and the reason it sticks up above the bonnet is so the
dont come through the windscreen, BNS is the rural way of life, aerial
are designed to send the signal long distances.... carried on the ute
in the city to locate in the rectum of the odd annoying rice burne
owner... and talk about pedestrians, well it wasnt the bar that kille
em, it was the fact they got ihit by a 1.5 tonne car traveling at 50
... i bet if you asked that bloke with the commie ute, what your ca
looked like to him he'd probably say a useless riceburner

--
BREAKER
** Posted from http://www.teranews.com **

[Kev]

Hey Gonz, can i ask what you drive? the bar is big for a reason mate its
called animals and the reason it sticks up above the bonnet is so they
dont come through the windscreen, BNS is the rural way of life, aerials
are designed to send the signal long distances.... carried on the utes
in the city to locate in the rectum of the odd annoying rice burner
owner... and talk about pedestrians, well it wasnt the bar that killed
em, it was the fact they got ihit by a 1.5 tonne car traveling at 50 k
... i bet if you asked that bloke with the commie ute, what your car
looked like to him he'd probably say a useless riceburner?

so you admit to being a backwards retarded inbred fuckwit


BNS isn't a way of life, it's just BS
one big antenna is enough
5 are just a fucking retarded wank, you've only got one radio dickhead

the 5 post bullbar above the bonnet line is also a retarded wank
I bet you've also got MACK/Kenworth/CAT mudflaps
it's a fucking ute you moron not a Mack/Kenworth and doesn't have a CAT
engine ya fucking Retard

Kev

[Scotty]

"Kev" <***@optunet.com.au> wrote in message news:484010e4$0$1026$***@news.optusnet.com.au...
: BREAKER wrote:
: > Hey Gonz, can i ask what you drive? the bar is big for a reason mate its
: > called animals and the reason it sticks up above the bonnet is so they
: > dont come through the windscreen, BNS is the rural way of life, aerials
: > are designed to send the signal long distances.... carried on the utes
: > in the city to locate in the rectum of the odd annoying rice burner
: > owner... and talk about pedestrians, well it wasnt the bar that killed
: > em, it was the fact they got ihit by a 1.5 tonne car traveling at 50 k
: > ... i bet if you asked that bloke with the commie ute, what your car
: > looked like to him he'd probably say a useless riceburner?
: >
: >
:
:
: so you admit to being a backwards retarded inbred fuckwit
:
:
: BNS isn't a way of life, it's just BS
: one big antenna is enough
: 5 are just a fucking retarded wank, you've only got one radio dickhead
:
: the 5 post bullbar above the bonnet line is also a retarded wank
: I bet you've also got MACK/Kenworth/CAT mudflaps
: it's a fucking ute you moron not a Mack/Kenworth and doesn't have a CAT
: engine ya fucking Retard
:
: Kev

Come on Kev, dont hold back, let him have it!






(Sarcastic Mode ON)
Kev, haven't you seen the local Charleville Holden. They sell Utes with 8 litre Cats under the
bonnet and consoles large enough for those 8 radios. Huge mud flaps are to ensure that the rear end
holds enough mud to stop the rear wheels from coming off the ground due to the weight of the front
bulbar!" The large RMW Sticker on the back window is to hide the ugly bastards.
(OFF)

If they REALLY wanted to be safe from animals then they would install a couple of large bars across
the windscreen to stop those roos from entering the cabin at speed. At least the vehicle would then
handle well enough to avoid the objects in question without the extra 100 Kgs over the front end.

I saw one in Toowoomba that was that fricken big that it was at least 400mm Wider than the Ute it
was mounted to! Looked liek it weighed at least 100Kgs. On the bright side he hadnt got around to
installing the Radios and Flaps yet. Driver was around 18.

[Brad]

"Scotty" <***@warnmail.com> wrote in message news:48408400$0$13947$***@news.optusnet.com.au...
:
: "Kev" <***@optunet.com.au> wrote in message news:484010e4$0$1026$***@news.optusnet.com.au...
:: BREAKER wrote:
:: > Hey Gonz, can i ask what you drive? the bar is big for a reason mate
its
:: > called animals and the reason it sticks up above the bonnet is so they
:: > dont come through the windscreen, BNS is the rural way of life, aerials
:: > are designed to send the signal long distances.... carried on the utes
:: > in the city to locate in the rectum of the odd annoying rice burner
:: > owner... and talk about pedestrians, well it wasnt the bar that killed
:: > em, it was the fact they got ihit by a 1.5 tonne car traveling at 50 k
:: > ... i bet if you asked that bloke with the commie ute, what your car
:: > looked like to him he'd probably say a useless riceburner?
:: >
:: >
::
::
:: so you admit to being a backwards retarded inbred fuckwit
::
::
:: BNS isn't a way of life, it's just BS
:: one big antenna is enough
:: 5 are just a fucking retarded wank, you've only got one radio dickhead
::
:: the 5 post bullbar above the bonnet line is also a retarded wank
:: I bet you've also got MACK/Kenworth/CAT mudflaps
:: it's a fucking ute you moron not a Mack/Kenworth and doesn't have a CAT
:: engine ya fucking Retard
::
:: Kev
:
: Come on Kev, dont hold back, let him have it!
:
:
:
:
:
:
: (Sarcastic Mode ON)
: Kev, haven't you seen the local Charleville Holden. They sell Utes with 8
litre Cats under the
: bonnet and consoles large enough for those 8 radios. Huge mud flaps are to
ensure that the rear end
: holds enough mud to stop the rear wheels from coming off the ground due to
the weight of the front
: bulbar!" The large RMW Sticker on the back window is to hide the ugly
bastards.
: (OFF)
:
: If they REALLY wanted to be safe from animals then they would install a
couple of large bars across
: the windscreen to stop those roos from entering the cabin at speed. At
least the vehicle would then
: handle well enough to avoid the objects in question without the extra 100
Kgs over the front end.
:
: I saw one in Toowoomba that was that fricken big that it was at least
400mm Wider than the Ute it
: was mounted to! Looked liek it weighed at least 100Kgs. On the bright
side he hadnt got around to
: installing the Radios and Flaps yet. Driver was around 18.
:
:

Around here most of the bullbars are for those bastards that jump out of the
bushes with guns, the bigger the bullbar the less likely they'll hold their
ground. There are a lot of screens over windows and windscreens, like the
mesh on security doors but some are a lot finer, this is to protect from the
bastards that throw rocks at cars to try and cause an accident so they can
rob the occupants. Just watch it'll start happening down there as soon as
they start letting larger numbers of these guys in as fruit pickers.

[Jeßus]

Post by Scotty
: > Hey Gonz, can i ask what you drive? the bar is big for a reason mate its
: > called animals and the reason it sticks up above the bonnet is so they
: > dont come through the windscreen, BNS is the rural way of life, aerials
: > are designed to send the signal long distances.... carried on the utes
: > in the city to locate in the rectum of the odd annoying rice burner
: > owner... and talk about pedestrians, well it wasnt the bar that killed
: > em, it was the fact they got ihit by a 1.5 tonne car traveling at 50 k
: > ... i bet if you asked that bloke with the commie ute, what your car
: > looked like to him he'd probably say a useless riceburner?
: >
: so you admit to being a backwards retarded inbred fuckwit
: BNS isn't a way of life, it's just BS
: one big antenna is enough
: 5 are just a fucking retarded wank, you've only got one radio dickhead
: the 5 post bullbar above the bonnet line is also a retarded wank
: I bet you've also got MACK/Kenworth/CAT mudflaps
: it's a fucking ute you moron not a Mack/Kenworth and doesn't have a CAT
: engine ya fucking Retard
Come on Kev, dont hold back, let him have it!
(Sarcastic Mode ON)
Kev, haven't you seen the local Charleville Holden. They sell Utes with 8 litre Cats under the
bonnet and consoles large enough for those 8 radios. Huge mud flaps are to ensure that the rear end
holds enough mud to stop the rear wheels from coming off the ground due to the weight of the front
bulbar!" The large RMW Sticker on the back window is to hide the ugly bastards.
(OFF)
If they REALLY wanted to be safe from animals then they would install a couple of large bars across
the windscreen to stop those roos from entering the cabin at speed. At least the vehicle would then
handle well enough to avoid the objects in question without the extra 100 Kgs over the front end.
I saw one in Toowoomba that was that fricken big that it was at least 400mm Wider than the Ute it
was mounted to! Looked liek it weighed at least 100Kgs. On the bright side he hadnt got around to
installing the Radios and Flaps yet. Driver was around 18.

I first noticed this fucked-up trend circa 2000 in Toowoomba, since then
it has only escalated to ridiculous levels... all the ariels, LED
lights, mud flaps, stickers etc.

And yet, I'll bet they'd *all* look at any jap car that's been 'riced'
or 'blinged' with contempt.

Ah well, it least they flag their stupidity loud and clear for everybody :)

[RainbowWarrior]

Post by Kev
BNS isn't a way of life, it's just BS
one big antenna is enough
5 are just a fucking retarded wank, you've only got one radio dickhead
the 5 post bullbar above the bonnet line is also a retarded wank
I bet you've also got MACK/Kenworth/CAT mudflaps
it's a fucking ute you moron not a Mack/Kenworth and doesn't have a CAT
engine ya fucking Retard
Kev

Yeah just like all those turkeys with Jet Pilot on their windscreens who
down own planes :P
Or Yamaha MotorX stickers on a Hilux.................
Or "Unit" when it's a car not a dwelling :P